Feeling an annoying twinge in his right bicep, Duncan Robinson lowered his arms from his shooting motion and let the ball drop to the floor. After shaking his arm a few times to loosen up whatever tightness was there, he grabbed the ball again and prepared to shoot another three-pointer, one of hundreds he had…
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John Collins All 116 Dunks Full Highlights (2019-20 Season Dunkilation)
John Collins chewed thoughtfully as he relaxed at his locker. They had just lost a game to the Heat, but at least they were in the middle of a homestand, so he could go back home and sleep in his own bed rather than get crammed into a plane with a bunch of teammates who…
Read MoreRui Hachimura All 49 Midrange Jumpers Full Highlights (2019-20 Season Jumperilation)
Through the first month of the season, as I watched Rui Hachimura humiliate defenders again and again with his hesi pull-up midrange jimbos (you won’t know what I just said unless you REALLY hoop), my enthusiasm for a Rui Hachimura midrange-ilation was increasing by the day. Hachimura wasn’t on pace to break any records or…
Read MoreKelly Oubre All 71 Dunks Full Highlights (2019-20 Season Dunkilation)
“No offense Kelly, but your idea kinda sucks,” Devin Booker said. Kelly Oubre rolled his eyes, which was a pointless reaction given that their conversation was taking place over the phone. “Last time I checked, only one of us has track record which demonstrates their success in monetizing online video content. And it’s me, not…
Read MoreGoga Bitadze All 61 Field Goals Full Highlights (2019-20 Season Bucketilation)
OFFICIAL DTB APOLOGY #1: I would like to apologize to all my subscribers, all people from the country of Georgia, and all NBA fans in general for a grave error that I have committed. Through a series of regrettable miscalculations, I failed to upload a single Goga Bitadze highlight video to my channel during the…
Read MoreMichael Porter Jr. All 141 Field Goals Full Highlights (2019-20 Season Bucketilation)
OFFICIAL REASONS THAT MICHAEL PORTER JR. DIDN’T AVERAGE 15 PPG THIS SEASON POWER RANKINGS 1. Paul Millsap Paul Millsap ruined the Nuggets with the combination of his huge contract, his athletic decline, his statistical impotence, his skillset reduncancy with other members of the Nuggets roster, and with his overall ruinistic tendencies. And not only did…
Read MoreCarmelo Anthony All 125 Midrange Jumpers Full Highlights (2019-20 Season Jumperilation)
Carmelo Anthony was walking through a narrow alley in a bid to find a quicker route to his parked car. He knew that it wasn’t a good idea to take a solitary walk through an unfamiliar area at night, but he was big enough that nobody would mess with him. Hopefully. The distant streetlight at…
Read MorePat Connaughton All 27 Dunks Full Highlights (2019-20 Season Dunkilation)
While it remains to be seen whether or not the Bucks will be given a chance to compete for the NBA championship that they looked poised to contend for (before COVID-19 plummeted the world into chaos), nobody can dispute that they were the best team in the NBA during the regular season. While the “best…
Read MoreDerrick Jones Jr. All 76 Dunks Full Highlights (2019-20 Season Dunkilation)
His phone was ringing. Derrick Jones Jr. didn’t feel like looking to see who was calling. If he went five days without saying a word to anybody, as had become the norm while he was quarantined inside his apartment in a Miami high-rise, that was fine by him. Then again, his phone was set to…
Read MoreJaxson Hayes All 90 Dunks Full Highlights (2019-20 Season Dunkilation)
“Come on dude, just log on. It’s not like you have anything better to do.” Jaxson Hayes rolled his eyes at the over-the-phone wheedling of his teammate Nickeil Alexander-Walker. He was bored, but not so bored that he could be convinced to start playing Runescape again. “I actually do have something better to do,” he…
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