DownToBuck’s pet peeve of the day: when commentators say that a player has a season-high when they could say instead that the player has a career-high with the same amount of factual accuracy. When I saw Joffrey Lauvergne had 18 points, I immediately said to myself “yep, that right there is a career high for…
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Larry Nance Jr. 17 Points Full Highlights (12/27/2015)
OFFICIAL NBA PLAYERS WHOSE LAST NAMES ARE ALSO TERMS FOR HOMOSEXUAL MALES POWER RANKINGS 1. Larry Nance 2. Rudy Gay
Read MoreKenneth Faried 25 Points Full Highlights (12/27/2015)
Let us take a moment to consider how much of a beast Kenneth Faried would be if he had a reliable jumpshot. Moment over! After careful consideration, you all should have come to identical conclusions; namely, that Kenneth Faried would be a total beast if he were to possess in his basketball arsenal a jumpshot…
Read MoreBismack Biyombo 14 Points/4 Blocks Full Highlights (12/26/2015)
Bismack “The Bizzy Body” Biyombo has been a total rebound machine for the Raptors in the absence of any other capable center on the team. The twelve he had in this game as actually pretty wimpy compared to the twenty he pulled down in the Raptors’ previous game against the Mavs. However, there is a…
Read MoreJoe Ingles 14 Points Full Highlights (12/26/2015)
Joe “No Habla” Ingles is indisputably the most hangdog-looking player in the NBA. From the perpetual circles under his eyes, to his diminished hair coverage, to his flabby, droopy cheeks, to the everpresent beginnings of a very ugly neckbeard on the underside of his chin, one has to wonder if there’s a reason Australia no…
Read MoreMike Scott 18 Points Full Highlights (12/26/2015)
It’s unfortunate that Mike Scott’s bountiful offensive talents can never be unleashed while Paul Millsap is on the same team as him. Basically, Paul Millsap is just an older and better version of Mike Scott except Mike Scott can’t rebound. Whenever Scott gets minutes, he produces. There just aren’t any minutes in Atlanta for him….
Read MoreJ.J. Redick 25 Points Full Highlights (12/26/2015)
Uh, is Ralph Lawler doing okay? His “BINGO”s are getting a little ragged, like he might be becoming mentally unhinged. Usually the “BINGO” is a fun, if slightly annoying, catchphrase said with the enthusiasm of a little boy watching basketball for the first time, but this game Lawler’s voice was almost malicious, like each Redick…
Read MoreAllen Crabbe Career High 26 Points Full Highlights (12/26/2015)
I always say that I’m going to stop getting hyped by sick games in progress, but I can’t help it. When I see a player drop mondo points in the first half my BHL (Blood Hype Level) will invariably go through the roof even if I am purposely trying to de-hype myself by training my…
Read MorePaul Pierce 20 Points/1 Dunk Full Highlights (12/26/2015)
You’re next, Kobe.
Read MoreJ.J. Barea 26 Points/7 Threes Full Highlights (12/26/2015)
Watching J.J. Barea play well in Mavericks’ uniform always brings back warm, fuzzy memories of him and Dirk and Tyson winning a chip. Back when everyone still hated LeBron, and Wade was getting comeuppance for being a flopping piece of human garbage. Mark Cuban had a chance to reunite the big three outlined above. Why…
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