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Andre Drummond 25 Points Full Highlights (12/23/2015)

In the category of “this could be a record”, Andre Drummond took eighteen free throws last night, and none of them were the result of shooting fouls. One set was from a personal foul, one set was from an “inbounds” foul (what do these weird terms mean anyway? idk) and seven sets were from personal…

Ronnie Price Career High 20 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (12/23/2015)

When Ronnie Price was having some good games last year for the Lakers I was like “Nuh-uh. He’s dead. He’s been dead for a long time and zombies can’t play basketball.” Then the season ended and I breathed a sigh of relief, because I knew that it was almost certainly the last season in the…

Bojan Bogdanovic 17 Points/5 Threes Full Highlights (12/23/2015)

“Dear Father, My need grows more urgent by the day. The hair on my head abandons me like a deserter abandons his post. Meanwhile, you are able to maintain a full head of beautiful thick hair even in your advanced age. Since we know that baldness is a trait that is passed from father to…

Darren Collison 24 Points Full Highlights (12/23/2015)

Strap your butts in, everybody. DTB highlight making rationale coming through. Darren Collison had five assists in this game, which is right on the border for whether I show them or not. For a PG it’s a little low, but I can be swayed if it’s a lower-profile dude, a category that Collison might or…

Thaddeus Young 29 Points Full Highlights (12/23/2015)

Thaddeus Young scoring 29 points may not seem like a very exciting performance to you. You ignorant pleb. Let me show you the numerous errors in the labored and excruciatingly slow process you call “thinking”. Firstly, the Mad Thadder hit 14 shots to get his 29 points, including a single (clutch) triple, while missing all…

J.J. Barea Career High 32 Points/11 Assists Full Highlights (12/23/2015)

J.J. Barea awoke to the blare of the hotel room alarm clock. He groggily opened his eyes, his head pounding from the night of hard partying he had just experienced. Despite the annoying alarm’s best efforts, it could not remove Barea’s memories of beautiful ladies and plentiful booze at one of New York’s most exclusive…

Aaron Gordon 14 Points/2 Dunks Full Highlights (12/23/2015)

Why does this keep happening to me? Long story short: I see Aaron Gordon has 14 in the second quarter against the Rockets, I get hyped for his upcoming career high, and then he doesn’t score again. Shorter version, for those who prefer to not read sentences: Aaron Gordon, 14 at half, DTB hype, Aaron…

Randy Foye 31 Points Full Highlights (12/23/2015)

It’s time again for everybody’s favorite experiment: the Randy Foye at point guard experiment! We got a taste of this two years ago, late in the Nuggets’ season, when Ty Lawson, Andre Miller, and Aaron Brooks (???) were all out of commission. And it lead to some pretty bananas statlines. Like a 30 and 15…

Frank Kaminsky 23 Points Full HIghlights (12/23/2015)

I’m gonna be honest with you: These might be the most unentertaining rookie-year 23 point highlights that I’ve ever seen. It’s just not fun to watch at all. Yeah, it’s Frank Kaminsky, and yeah, he’s scoring a career-high in points. That description is way more fun than the video itself. Maybe I’ve been watching too…

Beno Udrih 14 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (12/22/2015)

It turns out that Beno “Bueno” Udrih has championship rings. If you didn’t remember that, I don’t blame you, because I was not informed of this fact until around the time that the Chalmers-Udrih trade took place. It makes sense, though: he was part of two Spurs teams that won in the Finals; therefore, by…