When Ronnie Price was having some good games last year for the Lakers I was like “Nuh-uh. He’s dead. He’s been dead for a long time and zombies can’t play basketball.” Then the season ended and I breathed a sigh of relief, because I knew that it was almost certainly the last season in the league for the perpetual scrublord known as Ronnie Price. There would be no way that any team would see the value in having him occupying a roster spot over a young PG with potential to not gargle absolute taint. Especially because he died again right after the regular season, for real this time.
Surprise of surprises, Ronnie Price has un-deaded himself to come back and score a career high with the Suns at age 32. The insanity of this occurrence cannot really be understated. Insane fact one: Ronnie Price played in 496 games without scoring twenty points in any of them. Insane fact two: Ronnie Price was clinically dead and the death certificate had already been given to his mom, but he turned alive again and made an NBA comeback. Insane fact three: we live in a period of human history where, even if the Suns-Nuggets was not televised in your area, you can still relive the best parts of the game just by logging onto your computer and surfing the world wide weberverse straight to youtube.com.
Bonus insane fact four: There is no club that can hold Ronnie Price right now and there probably won’t be for the foreseeable future.