It turns out that Beno “Bueno” Udrih has championship rings. If you didn’t remember that, I don’t blame you, because I was not informed of this fact until around the time that the Chalmers-Udrih trade took place. It makes sense, though: he was part of two Spurs teams that won in the Finals; therefore, by definition, he has rings. Rings being plural. He has two of them. One for each hand or two for one hand if he so prefers.
Since we have determined beyond a shadow of a doubt that Bueno Beno is an NBA champion, it is not my place to disparage him in this description. I’ll leave that job to the Slovenians who might watch this video, since they’ve hated Udrih’s guts ever since he stopped wanting to play for their national team or he demanded the starting job on that team or something like that. I don’t remember. Ask the Slovenians. They hate him.