Videos – Page 1059

Shane Larkin 11 Points/8 Assists Full Highlights (12/1/2015)

It seems like so long ago since Shane Larkin was a relevant basketball player. His three years so far in the NBA have been marked by no notable occurrences, no outstanding performances, and a whole bunch of butt splinters. I guess there really isn’t a market for a tiny point guard who can’t shoot and…

Brandon Knight 27 Points Full Highlights (12/1/2015)

Things are pretty bad over here in Buck-land. This season’s slow start combined with MCW’s total ineffectiveness has people pining for the days of Brandon Knight. Brandon Knight! By the time he was traded, Milwaukee fans had achieved unanimity in their animosity towards him. How soon they forget. To be fair to the Knight in…

Andrew Wiggins 27 Points Full Highlights (12/1/2015)

After an uneventful evening that was mostly occupied by Andrew practicing his jumpshot with a slightly-less-than-inflated basketball, he returned to his room to find Dooby already asleep. Being as quiet as possible, he slipped into his own bunk, thankful that Dooby, as cool as he seemed, wasn’t awake to call him a fag. The next…

Jabari Parker 16 Points/3 Dunks Full Highlights (11/30/2015)

I’m done waiting. I want Jabari Parker to be a beast right now, I don’t want to have to deal with this pesky “winning games” business. How is he supposed to be a beast if he can’t even just take the ball and shoot it whenever he wants? Andrew Wiggins didn’t have to deal with…

Serge Ibaka 17 Points/4 Blocks Full Highlights (11/30/2015)

I must apologize to Serge Ibaka. I have, up to this point in the season, utterly failed to give him the recognition he deserves in the form of individual highlight videos. Here is a complete list of videos that I failed to make: -18 points/5 blocks on November 1 -17 points on November 5 -23…

Aron Baynes 11 Points Full Highlights (11/30/2015)

Aron Baynes AKA “The Big Baynger” AKA “Masturbaynestion” fills a valuable role for the Pistons: he’s a big man who can hit free throws. This means that Baynes gets to enter the game whenever SVG decides the Drummond’s free throw woes are hurting the team. As a bonus, both Baynes and Drummond have the same…

Andre Drummond 24 Points Full Highlights (11/30/2015)

Does anyone know how to start one of those online petitions where if you get enough signatures the White House has to issue a statement about the problem or whatever? Because it’s time that Andre Drummond started shooting free throws underhand. Obama might be the only one who can force him to do it. It’s…

Derrick Favors 23 Points Full Highlights (11/30/2015)

Oh, wow. Tough loss, Jazz fans. Really thought you might be able to pull that one out. Will make a great section for the Warriors’ championship DVD, at least. In light of this tragic defeat, it is time to partition blame! Yes, that will make us feel better. Let me get my sceptre of blame-partitioning….

Ian Clark 12 Points/6 Minutes Full Highlights (11/30/2015)

Here’s a little tidbit that will really cook your ramen: Without the perfect shooting of Ian Clark, the Warriors would have lost tonight’s game, ending their winning streak. Ian Clark scored 12 points. Golden State won by 3. You do the math. It’s not hard. Here’s the flavor packet, in this case, shrimp flavor: Ian…

Stanley Johnson 19 Points Full Highlights (11/30/2015)

Stanley Johnson: Rookie of the Year candidate? In strict compliance with Betteridge’s law of headlines, the answer is no. But don’t fret, Pistons fans! Or do, but not because Stanley isn’t a ROY frontrunner. Fret over Andre Drummond’s free throw woes, if you must. Back to the point. Stanley Johnson is playing pretty well by…