Andrew Wiggins: BETTER or WORSE than LeBron James? Let’s take a look at the facts. [DRAFT POSITION] Wiggins: Drafted first overall LeBron: Drafted first overall Who wins? it’s a tie [TEAM AS OF THIS WRITING] Wiggins: Minnesota Timberwolves LeBron: Cleveland Cavaliers Who wins? LeBron [BASKETBALL SKILL] Wiggins: Is a threat to score in many ways….
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Andrew Wiggins All 497 Field Goals Full Highlights (2014-2015 Rookie Season Bucketilation Part II)
Andrew Wiggins: BETTER or WORSE than Jabari Parker? Let’s take a look at the facts. [DRAFT POSITION] Wiggins: Drafted first overall Parker: Drafted second overall Who wins? Wiggins [TEAM AS OF THIS WRITING] Wiggins: Minnesota Timberwolves Parker: Milwaukee Bucks Who wins? Parker [BASKETBALL SKILL] Wiggins: This guy just straight-up scored in any way you could…
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Andrew Wiggins: BETTER or WORSE than Anthony Bennett? Let’s take a look at the facts. [DRAFT POSITION] Wiggins: Drafted first overall Bennett: Drafted first overall Who wins? it’s a tie [TEAM AS OF THIS WRITING] Wiggins: Minnesota Timberwolves Bennett: Minnesota Timberwolves Who wins? it’s a tie [BASKETBALL SKILL] Wiggins: As a rookie, displayed advanced scoring…
Read MoreNerlens Noel All 118 Dunks Full Highlights (2014-2015 Season Dunkilation)
“Bae, I thought you knew what you were doing!” whined Nerlens Noel’s girlfriend, Moniqua, who was lying naked next to a similarly-naked and similarly-frustrated Nerlens. “So did I,” he mumbled through gritted teeth. “But girls don’t come with instructions.” Moniqua sighed. “I told you bae, it goes down there right between my legs.” Nerlens ignored…
Read MoreAndre Drummond All 166 Dunks Full Highlights (2014-2015 Season Dunkilation)
Andre Drummond and Brandon Jennings relaxed on Brandon’s couch. Remote in hand, Andre flipped through TV channels listlessly, hoping to find something worth watching. “I told you, we should just watch ESPN,” Brandon complained. “Maybe they’ll talk about us.” Andre shook his head. “ESPN blows. I’m not the brightest guy but even I can tell…
Read MoreJ.R. Smith 19 Points/1 Lost Championship Full Highlights (6/16/2015)
DownToBuck has a bedtime. It is a very important bedtime. However, watching the last game of the Finals is more important, so I stayed up. And then J.R. Smith came along and made the game take like ten minutes longer than it needed to. Now I’m all groggy this morning. If the last minute of…
Read MoreJabari Parker All 129 Field Goals Full Highlights (2014-2015 Rookie Season Bucketilation Part II)
(Feb. 16, 2015) Well, we traded for that guy MCW. Brandon Knight visited before he left for Phoenix. We hugged but I was smiling inside because he never passed me the ball. I would have averaged 20 if he could look at anything other than the basket. Last night I had another dream about Grant…
Read MoreJabari Parker All 129 Field Goals Full Highlights (2014-2015 Rookie Season Bucketilation Part I)
(Dec. 16, 2014) Dear diary, I can’t believe it. I was playing better and better every day and then my knee just gives out on me. The MRI results just came back and it confirms what everybody thought: my ACL is all blown up. When I got the news I threw up all over the…
Read MoreTristan Thompson 19 Points Full Highlights (6/14/2015)
I don’t even know who the Cavs’ second-best player in the Finals is. It seems like it’s Tristan Thompson, but the words “Tristan Thompson is the second-best player on a Finals team” have kind of a blasphemous ring to them. Just typing them out makes me feel like Lucifer himself is going to pop out…
Read MoreLeandro Barbosa 13 Points Full Highlights (6/14/2015)
Now is a good time to remember that Leandro Barbosa was once actually one of the NBA’s premier three-point shooters. It was almost a decade ago, but just because something happened a long time ago doesn’t mean we shouldn’t remember it. That’s what my history teacher told me. He was talking about the Native American…
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