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Dennis Schröder 17 Points/11 Assists Full Highlights (3/28/2015)

It has been proved conclusively that Dënniß ßchrööder can be a legit starter. In the other eight games that the Shredder started, the Hawks won. This was the only game where he started and they lost, but I can explain that one away by pointing out that the entire starting five was resting. It’s actually…

Jameer Nelson 22 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (3/28/2015)

After being on the same team for ten seasons, Jameer Nelson has been on three different teams this season, none of them being his original team. I’m not usually one to get sentimental about player transactions and feelings and stuff, but that’s sad AF. Jameer was probably beloved in Orlando, but his body isn’t getting…

Nikola Mirotic 24 Points Full Highlights (3/28/2015)

I like to imagine Nikola Mirotic’s beard as a little black kitty all curled up on his face who purrs whenever he makes a shot.

Kent Bazemore 20 Points Full Highlights (3/28/2015)

I was kind of fooled by Kent Bazemore’s good performances with the Lakers last year. I should have known better than to think that he’s anything more than a guy you submerge in the deepest end of the bench, only to be revived in dire circumstances. Dire circumstances which apparently include “Hawks coaching staff hubristically…

Mike Muscala Career High 18 Points/2 Threes Full Highlights (3/28/2015)

Highlights of Mike Muscala’s career high 18 points! Everybody go home, this channel’s mission is officially complete. I don’t see where there is to go from here. Mike Muscala scoring 18 points is pretty much the epitome of highlight-making, the Everest of field-goal-compilation. Any video created after this will only be notable in that it…

Tayshaun Prince 23 Points Full Highlights (3/27/2015)

Is it just me, or is Tayshaun Prince getting whiter? Not talking about his mannerisms or playing style here; it’s like his skin is actually losing pigmentation as he makes his one-way journey through time. I could make a Michael Jackson joke, but it wouldn’t be very funny. Doesn’t matter, anyway. The passing of the…

Nerlens Noel Career High 30 Points Full Highlights (3/27/2015)

Nerlens Noel awkwardly shuffled to the other end of the locker room, hiding his hands behind his back. “Hey, Luc, some of the other guys said you give real good advice.” Luc Richard Mbah a Moute looked up from his phone, which was displaying the latest Cameroonian news. Grinning, he answered, “I just want to…

Jason Terry 17 Points/5 Threes Full Highlights (3/27/2015)

I know that Glen Davis has held the “NBA player who looks most like a turtle” crown for a long time, but there’s an overlooked player vying for that title who I feel like is being unfairly ignored by the media: Jason Terry. Yeah, Glen Davis has the fat body going for him, but Jason…

Al Jefferson 31 Points Full Highlights (3/27/2015)

Al Jefferson could be said to suffer “Nikola Vucevic” syndrome. Actually, considering their respective ages, it’s probably the other way around. Nikola Vucevic suffers from “Al Jefferson” syndrome. This syndrome is characterized by being a master in the post and in the midrange area, but also being unable to draw free throws, shoot threes, or…

Shane Larkin 14 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (3/27/2015)

We’re getting into the home stretch of the regular season now. Yes, yes, I know, but please try not to cry on your keyboard. This is about the time when the non-playoff teams start to experiment with their younger guys. It would be that way for the Knicks as well, except that their whole season…