Chase Budinger just hasn’t been the same since he exploded his knees. He used to be a high-flying rim destroyer with a confident jumpshot. Now, his jumper is borked because he can’t get the lift he used to, and he can’t dunk with nearly the same amount of fury because every time he tries to…
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Robert Covington 25 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (3/25/2015)
Adam Silver paced behind his desk, running his hands over his head, as if wanting to pull at hair that wasn’t there. An assortment of high-ranking NBA executives sat nervously before him, waiting for the silence to be broken. “Thirteen games. Thirteen games last night,” Silver said in an emotionless, monotone voice. He had stopped…
Read MoreCleanthony Early Career High 18 Points Full Highlights (3/25/2015)
To an outsider, the scene would seem strange; a man dressed in a bird suit lying on concrete, surrounded by laughing behemoths in an empty warehouse in industrial New York. “Get up, you pussy! Get up! Someone pick him up!” Lou Amundson laughed as Lance Thomas and Carmelo Anthony picked up the bird-costumed man, who…
Read MoreAustin Rivers 21 Points Full Highlights (3/25/2015)
I admit, when I first watched mixtapes of some up-and-coming young prospect named Austin Rivers, I thought about how cool it was that a white dude had such sick handles. I didn’t even know he was Doc Rivers’ son. I’m so embarrassed (and racist). Not embarrassed enough to withhold that anecdote, though. Now Austin Rivers…
Read MoreDonatas Motiejunas 21 Points Full Highlights (3/25/2015)
Now this is what I call a highlight video. No goofy intros, no free throws, no passing, no replays, no defensive plays, just 10 made Donatas Motiejunas field goals, presented without interruption. This is what highlights are all about. Buckets.
Read MoreAndrew Wiggins 27 Points Full Highlights (3/25/2015)
What would be better for Andrew Wiggins’ development: getting big minutes on a horrible team, or getting bench minutes on a playoff team? We can’t, and couldn’t ever, know, but it’s fun to think about. I lean towards the Cavaliers squashing his potential while the Timberwolves are unleashing it, but I’m biased because I love…
Read MoreErsan Ilyasova 19 Points Full Highlights (3/24/2015)
I live in constant fear of Ersan Ilyasova leaving the Bucks. There are no contingency plans in place for dealing with a post-Ilyasova future. Who would be my next mascot? Would I even have a mascot? Would I, in the throes of despair and misery, simply delete my whole channel and all videos contained therein?…
Read MoreThomas Robinson Career High 16 Points Full Highlights (3/24/2015)
Recommended music pairing for this highlight video: “Almain”, composed by Thomas Robinson. This soothing lute tune brings one back to 16th century English countrysides, a perfect compliment to the modern Thomas Robinson devastating his former team. Link below. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-wwOo06MN1A In other news, man, is T-Rob a bust or what? 16 points as a high-water mark…
Read MoreAndre Iguodala 21 Points Full Highlights (3/24/2015)
Is there anyone around who still thinks the Warriors aren’t the favorites to win it all? They’re too good. And that’s with Andre Iguodala not even looking to score this year. If he does in the playoffs what he did in this game, it’s even more over than it was before. Andre’s jumper was cash…
Read MoreGiannis Antetokounmpo 16 Points Full Highlights (3/24/2015)
Sometimes you want to write a funny description but your bowels just say “NO I AM IN DISTRESS”.
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