Thunder: Reggie Jackson. Brings scoring off the bench and is perhaps even more inclined to shoot than Westbrick. Spurs: Gary Neal. Ever since being visited by the spirit of Stephen Jackson, is motivated to shoot a lot and bring Duncan his fifth ring. Nuggets: Evan Fournier. Always brings the flakiest croissants. Clippers: Grant Hill. Never…
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John Henson Career High 28 Points/16 Rebounds (4/17/2013)
How do you know when a player is really good? When the opposing commentators can’t stop talking about him. Of course, the home commentators can never shut up about “potential this” and “upside that” and “blah blah blah hustle”, but the opposing broadcast crew has no bias towards any team except their own. They will…
Read MoreJuwan Howard 12 Points Full Highlights (4/17/2013)
Juwan Howard has been in the league 19 years. 19 YEARS. HOLY CRAP. There are players in the NBA who have been alive for less time than Juwan has been in the NBA. Does that cook your noodle or what? Anyway, he’s pretty useless nowadays, but considering his advanced age, it’s a minor miracle that…
Read MoreMike Miller 21 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (4/17/2013)
Mike “Oh god my back” Miller is making a case for getting minutes in the playoffs with his excellent last few games. Of course, nothing will ever match the intensity of the reign of terror he brought against the Thunder in the last game of the finals, but a few threes here and there would…
Read MoreJames White Career High 20 Points Full Highlights (4/17/2013)
James White is supposedly a great dunker. But what use is being able to pull off amazing dunks if you’re not actually good enough at actual basketball to be able to execute them? The best dunkers are the ones who can consistently do great jams in game situations, and not just on fast breaks. I…
Read MoreGerald Green Career High 34 Points Full Highlights (4/17/2013)
Gerald Green has been pretty disappointing this season for the Pacers. He had some good dunks early, but lately he’s been left completely out of the rotation. But today was the last day of the regular season, and you know what that means! Scrub city! And Green outscrubbed them all, scoring 34 points. Not only…
Read MoreCarlos Delfino 23 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (4/16/2013)
Carlos Delfino is one of the few veterans on the young Rockets team. He provides savvy and wisdom that the other players don’t yet possess. Or something. I think that’s how it’s supposed to go, anyway. But he has one gaping flaw in his game that, surprisingly, I haven’t seen other teams use against him….
Read MorePJ Tucker Career High 21 Points Full Highlights (4/15/2013)
PJ “Pajamas” Tucker can be summed up in one word: who? The Suns are one of the least exciting teams in the league, and Tucker is probably one of the least exciting players, because if you’re not scoring a lot of points, dunking it a lot, or violently rejecting a bunch of shots, your game…
Read MoreGary Neal 25 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (4/15/2013)
Gary Neal was chillaxing on the couch, wearing his comfy PJ’s and watching some Price is Right, when his phone rang. He dug it out of his pocket and, without a glance at the incoming number, answered, “Sup. This is Gary.” He almost dropped the phone when the responding voice came not from the phone,…
Read MorePatty Mills 23 Points Full Highlights (4/15/2013)
Patty “No this is Patrick” Mills has proven that he can be a good scorer off the bench. So why doesn’t he get any minutes at all under Popovich? Is it because he’s a total chucker? Probably. Here against the Warriors, Patty watched Stephen Curry drain three after contested three. He thought to himself “I…
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