I guess the Celtics are just content to not ever have a talented offensive bigman on the court? I’m looking at their roster right now, and unless you count Jayson Tatum as a power forward (I don’t, but apparently some people do), they have exactly one bigman who can put the ball in the basket…
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Seth Curry 30 Points Full Highlights (12/12/2019)
Stephen Curry: injured. JamesOn Curry: still recovering from his tiring 3.9 second stint in the NBA. Eddy Curry: fat. Dell Curry: old. Michael Curry: too much of a role player for anyone to have ever heard of him. Seth Curry: ready and willing to contribute at a high level for a playoff team. This is…
Read MoreDerrick White 17 Points Full Highlights (12/12/2019)
I am, apparently, the worst judge of talent ever because I 100 percent thought that Derrick White was due for a breakout year this year. My hopes were dampened a little bit by his performance in whatever Euro FIBA Olympic Cup Thing was going on during the offseason (what was he doing on that team…
Read MoreAaron Holiday 18 Points Full Highlights (12/11/2019)
Full disclosure: even though it would be kinda cool, I will not be making a “Justin Holiday 17 Points Full Highlights (12/11/2019)” video after this one. Reason being, I have standards for Justin Holiday that I do not have for Aaron Holiday. Justin has already established himself as a player who can score 20 pretty…
Read MoreCam Reddish 16 Points Full Highlights (12/11/2019)
You know what they say, if you can’t make shots, you can at least draw ticky-tack fouls near the end of blowouts to pad your point totals. No, I’m not bitter at all. Why do you ask? I knew going into this project that it was going to be a free-throw-heavy affair. More free throws…
Read MoreJarrett Allen 21 Points Full Highlights (12/11/2019)
The “Jarrett Allen Shooting Threes” experiment was fun (as long as you can find fun in bricked jumpers), but it looks like it’s over now. It started off with 2-for-3 explosion in the season opener last year, and at peak experimental intensity, Allen was shooting a three once a game, just about. It started tailing…
Read MoreJonathan Isaac 19 Points Full Highlights (12/11/2019)
The Magic, thanks in large part to Jonathan Isaac, are one of the very few teams who have a defensive identity. Which SUCKS. Back in the old days, a decade ago or more, there were plenty of teams who hung their hat on their defensive ability. And it sucked. Those days sucked and are not…
Read MoreCoby White 19 Points Full Highlights (12/11/2019)
A surfeit of really good scoring performances from Coby White has managed to distract the casual NBA fan (or even the slightly more informed NBA fan) from his overall dismal shooting numbers. That’s okay, because casuals (due to their disgusting ignorance and worthless opinions) deserve to be fooled and tricked as much as possible. And…
Read MoreTheo Pinson 12 Points Full Highlights (12/11/2019)
Theo Pinson went from collecting butt splinters and notching DNPs to playing legit backup PG minutes the second Kyrie Irving got hurt. Injuries suck, but when they happen to stars, it creates chances for little-utilized players to come in and show their stuff, which is always good in my book. Pinson, though, doesn’t seem to…
Read MoreSpencer Dinwiddie 24 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (12/11/2019)
Since Kyrie Irving went incognito with a shoulder injury about a month ago, Spencer Dinwiddie has scored under 20 points only 2 times. So if you’ve been wondering why I’ve been spamming your subscription box with endless vids depicting this dude, that’s why. I haven’t had a choice in the matter; Dinwiddie is simply dominating…
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