Chandler Parsons might have the worst production/payment ratio in the league (outside of guys like Ian Mahinmi, Bismack Biyombo, and Miles Plumlee, all of whom are perpetual DNPs despite their outlandish contracts), but anybody who’s mad at him for getting paid all that cash should examine their motives. Those who conduct an honest investigation of…
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Bobby Portis 20 Points Full Highlights (4/3/2019)
Right now the Bucks are playing but I’m not even watching the game because I’m still playing catchup on the ungodly amount of highlight videos I have to make from the previous day’s games. That’s right. The man known to the world as DownToBuck is actually more like DownToObsessivelyMakeHighlightVideosUntilHePassesOut. Luckily for all my legions of…
Read MoreDevonte’ Graham 13 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (4/3/2019)
As far as I can figure it, here’s where the Hornets’ point guard situation stands as their hopes for the playoffs dwindle to basically nothing: -Kemba Walker is still the starter. Bolstering the second unit by moving Kembert to the bench would be a bold, but ill-advised move. -Devonte’ Graham has an extra apostrophe in…
Read MoreIan Clark 17 Points Full Highlights (4/3/2019)
Tell me if this combination of events sounds familiar: -New Orleans Pelicans -Chucker shooting guard -End-of-the-season game -Points scored is less than field goals attempted If those things reminded you of Jordan Crawford, you’d be correct! Jordan Crawford did those things for the Pelicans two years ago (or is it three? five???) and now Ian…
Read MoreRichaun Holmes 16 Points Full Highlights (4/3/2019)
Richaun “Rich Holmie Chaun” Holmes is like the next generation JaVale McGee. He doesn’t get a lot of minutes, but when he does get in the game, he’s the world’s most willing alley-oop catcher. He’s also like McGee in that we don’t really know how good he is because he’s never been given a role…
Read MoreElie Okobo 15 Points Full Highlights (4/3/2019)
I understand completely that it’s not fair to judge rookies too harshly, given that, well, they’re rookies. They’re not used to the NBA. They’re not supposed to be good, except when they are. They’re not done developing. The flashes of skill they show aren’t supposed to be consistent features of their game yet. Having acknowledged…
Read MoreMonte Morris 19 Points Full Highlights (4/3/2019)
At this point I would definitely take Monte Morris over either of the Morris twins, Marcus and Markieff. As far as I know, Monte doesn’t have any off-court issues, any instances where he and his posse beat the heck out of a dude. So that’s one thing in his favor. If I were a GM,…
Read MoreShai Gilgeous-Alexander 20 Points Full Highlights (4/3/2019)
The Clippers may have gotten thoroughly demoralized at home by the Rockets, with James Harden taking a bit of a back seat so Chris Paul could deliver sweet vengeance upon his old franchise, but it’s not all doom and gloom for them. How could I say such a thing, you wonder? Take a minute and…
Read MoreThaddeus Young 21 Points Full Highlights (4/3/2019)
Okay, not much time for this one (but I’m not done with these highlights, no sir), but I just want to say that Thaddeus Young continues being super underrated. He’s been underrated the whole time, literally the WHOLE TIME he’s been in the NBA, over a decade of being underrated, and there’s no sign that…
Read MoreDion Waiters 21 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (4/3/2019)
Waiters Island may have been totally abandoned this season, with the only remaining inhabitants being Dion Waiters himself, his stash of cheeseburgers, and a few seagulls waiting for Waiters to disappear so they can eat the cheeseburgers, but that doesn’t mean that it can’t make a comeback as the Heat season nears its climax. The…
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