We’re still waiting on the elusive Mikal Bridges 20-burger. I thought he had a good shot at it after scoring 16 in the first three quarters (for reference, it would take James Harden 3 minutes to score that many points, and it would take Ryan Anderson 2 months). Whenever I start thinking thoughts like that,…
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Wayne Ellington 19 Points Full Highlights (1/27/2019)
The last time that Wayne Ellington played more than ten minutes in a game was December 12th. Over a month and a half ago. In the four games before this one, he was a healthy DNP. I don’t normally pretend to think that I know more than NBA coaches, since they’re the ones that watch…
Read MoreKentavious Caldwell-Pope 24 Points Full Highlights (1/27/2019)
Even when Kentavious Caldwell-Pope AKA Kentaviass Caldbrick-Poop has a good game, which is less and less often these days, I feel like Lakers fans couldn’t care less. I fully believe he is the player on the team that they are least hyped for. Every other player gives you a reason to be excited for them….
Read MoreIvica Zubac 24 Points/4 Blocks Full Highlights (1/27/2019)
In tonight’s much-vaunted battle of the Croatian centers, two third-year players battled it out for the title of Croat GOAT: Ivica Zubac of the Lakers and Dragan Bender of the Suns. Using mostly facts with a heavy dose of pure truth, I will, in this video description, attempt to figure out which had the better…
Read MoreBrook Lopez 19 Points Full Highlights (1/27/2019)
Let me tell you something: I have already begun preliminary work on this year’s Brook Lopez Three-ilation (That’s “three compilation” for those unfamiliar with the parlance of DownToBuck), and I’m telling you right now, this is going to be the sickest three-ilation that anybody’s ever seen. Nobody, and I mean NOBODY, is as consistently outrageous…
Read MoreMontrezl Harrell 25 Points/7 Dunks Full Highlights (1/27/2019)
In terms of the raw amount of Montrezl “Monsterezl” Harrell highlightage packed into a single video, this video might be the best video of the season. It features eleven made field goals (on thirteen attempts!), which is a season-high in FGM for The Harrasser. I don’t know if seven dunks is a season-high as well,…
Read MoreTomas Satoransky 21 Points/8 Assists Full Highlights (1/27/2019)
Tomas Satoransky sat with his head in his hands as he listened to yet another screaming match between John Wall and Bradley Beal. Tomas had thought that the bullet wound in John’s leg, which had been put there courtesy of one Gilbert Arenas, would have calmed his demeanor somewhat, but this was apparently not the…
Read MoreLuol Deng 15 Points Full Highlights (1/27/2019)
Here’s the deal: the last time I uploaded a highlight video depicting the on-court exploits of Luol Deng was way back in 2016. 2016. Repeated for emphasis. Does anyone even remember anything that happened all the way back then? Because I sure don’t. Who even won the championship that season? Those highlights were of the…
Read MoreLuka Doncic Triple Double 35 Pts/12 Rebs/10 Asts Full Highlights (1/27/2019)
The mood in the locker room was subdued after the loss. Even though his teammates had been telling him that he had played a good game, Luka Doncic wasn’t convinced that the loss wasn’t somehow his fault. Trying to think of something that would lift his spirits, Luka’s mind landed on his trip to Taco…
Read MoreDavis Bertans 21 Points Full Highlights (1/27/2019)
Rejoice, fans of Davis Bertans, for the tyrannical regime of Gregg Popovich is almost at an end. He has hinted strongly at retiring at the end of the season, and with his retirement would come a new era of Spurs basketball where Bertans isn’t held down because of backwards-minded coaching. Popovich is loved for what…
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