This D’Angelo “Dan-Jello” Russell performance, of 22 points and 13 assists, is eerily similar to his performance on December 18th, 2018 against the Lakers. In that game (which was probably a REVENGE GAME, if we’re being honest here), D’Angelo again had 22 points and 13 assists. Crazy coincidence, right? Wait, it gets even crazier: he…
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Jaren Jackson 26 Points Full Highlights (1/2/2019)
Two of the highest-profile Jacksons in the NBA met head-to-head tonight. One was a Jackson Junior, but I still think he counts as a Jackson for my purposes. The question is, which Jackson came out ahead? DTB will factually analyze the factual facts, using truth and logic, and at the end of this glorious process,…
Read MoreAlex Len 24 Points/6 Dunks Full Highlights (1/2/2019)
Alex “Alyexsiyiiy” Len looks like a beast in this video. Do I think he is really a beast in real life? Not really. Replace the “ea” in “beast” with a “u” and you’d be getting closer to what I really think about him. But I can’t deny that he sort of totally made Thomas Bryant…
Read MoreSeth Curry 25 Points Full Highlights (1/2/2019)
Seth Curry is learning from the GOAT2 (GOAT1 is Kareem and Curry can’t learn much from him unless he wants to do skyhooks from three). He already has an MVP brother who he can learn from, but some lessons he can’t help with. LeBron is proficient in other areas of the game that Stephen isn’t,…
Read MoreDerrick Favors 21 Points Full Highlights (1/1/2019)
Derrick Favors’ reign as “best Derrick person” in the NBA has come to a sad end this year. He’s still good, actually he’s better than ever if you look at advanced stats, but Derrick Rose has captured everyone’s hearts with his inspired play and 50-point game tears. I thought I saw some tears leaking out…
Read MoreBogdan Bogdanovic 19 Points Full Highlights (1/1/2019)
Bogdan Bogdanovic was pretty bad most of this game outside of one stretch during the fourth quarter (and the very butt-end of the third). Luckily for you, you don’t have to relive all the bricks and turnovers, because I have prepared for you something special: a video containing only the good things that he did,…
Read MoreKevin Knox 18 Points Full Highlights (1/1/2019)
New Years’s resolution for Kevin Knox: turn all these sick first-quarter performances into sick full-game performances. There’s probably some stats out there that illustrate his hot starts more exactly, but I’m feeling like, right now, he’s scoring roughly 90 percent of his points in the opening 12 minutes of games. If that was indeed his…
Read MoreMalik Beasley 21 Points Full Highlights (1/1/2019)
This game is why I reserve editorial discretion when it comes to showing assists or not. Malik Beasley had 5 of them, which is a lot, right? Normally, I would show that many for a player like him. But these, my friends, were the worst assists EVER. Not in the sense that they were bad…
Read MoreJae Crowder Career High 30 Points Full Highlights (1/1/2019)
The good news for Jae Crowder is he scored a career-high 30 points. That’s great! The bad news is that he (by virtue of being on the Utah Jazz) let Kawhi Leonard score also a career-high 45. Weighing the two performances in my mind, it’s clear that Crowder’s is better, if only because a player…
Read MorePascal Siakam Career High 28 Points Full Highlights (1/1/2018)
Pascal “SICKam” Siakam was really cooking tonight. He didn’t overuse the spin moves, which is both comforting (in that he can score in ways other than spin moves) and disappointing (I wanna see spin moves, god damn it). After just setting a career-high a week ago with 26 points, he want ahead and surpassed that…
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