Jae “Crowd Control” Crowder not only was the Heat’s second-leading scorer in ther game-one win over the Loseton CeLtics, but he had a clutch defensive stop on Kemba Walker in the waning seconds of regulation. Honestly, for Kemba to try to take Crowder one-on-one was a bad idea. Crowder is known for his defensive ability,…
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Gary Harris 16 Points/4 Steals Full Highlights (9/13/2020)
In a previous life, most of my basketball identity was defined by my never-ending hype for Gary Harris. During that time, which seems so long ago, the hashtag #hypedforgaryharris was not only commonly used on my various social media profiles (to the point where I set up a hotkey on my keyboard to type it…
Read MoreFred VanVleet 20 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (9/11/2020)
With a terrible iso possession by Fred VanVleet leading to an airball with 10 seconds left, the Raptors’ season has come to an end. There will be no championship. There will be no parade. What’s Drake up to? Who cares. It’s all over now. VanVleet may have ended Toronto’s season in the most ridiculous way…
Read MorePaul Millsap 17 Points/1 Fight Full Highlights (9/11/2020)
Devoted DTB devotees (DeevoTeeBees?) will know of my most revolutionary and forward-thinking theory regarding the Denver Nuggets as a team, and not only will they know of it, but they will agree with it wholeheartedly. And that theory is: Paul Millsap is ruining the Nuggets. I’m man enough to acknowledge that Millsap does good things…
Read MoreAlex Caruso 16 Points Full Highlights (9/10/2020)
Alex Caruso is closing out games now. He’s part of the Lakers’ closing lineup when they want to put a game away. The championship-contending, maybe even championship-favorite, Lakers. How crazy is that? Remember, we’re talking about Alex Caruso here. The guy who is most beloved for his lack of skin pigmentation, his lack of hair,…
Read MoreMichael Porter Jr. 15 Points Full Highlights (9/9/2020)
We’re going to go ahead and blame ‘Ggets coach Mike Malone for the fact that Michael Porter Jr. didn’t score any points in the second half. If you have other people you’d like to blame, you can post them in the comments, as long as they’re not MPJ, who is absolutely 100 percent blameless. Malone…
Read MoreDaniel Theis 18 Points Full Highlights (9/9/2020)
Daniel Theis is completely outplaying Marc Gasol in this series and I am loving every moment of it. We’re not going to bring their nationalities into it (not that Germans and Spaniards hate each other as far as I know) but we are going to bring their continentalities into it: both are from Europe so…
Read MoreNorman Powell 23 Points Full Highlights (9/9/2020)
Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned. Norman Powell’s strong play this season elevated him from mere “Bucks Killer” status (where he would dominate the Bucks while only playing reasonably well against the rest of the teams in the league league) to “Everyone Killer” status (where he would dominate every team whether or not they…
Read MoreMarcus Smart Triple Double 23 Pts/11 Rebs/10 Asts Full Highlights (9/9/2020)
OFFICIAL LIST OF GOOD THINGS MARCUS SMART DID IN THIS GAME -Played defense -Got a trippy-dubby -Hit some three-pointers -Led the league in intangibles per 36 according to Mike Breen -Received a “BANG!” OFFICIAL LIST OF BAD THINGS MARCUS SMART DID IN THIS GAME -Flopped -In true Zaza Pachulia fashion, undercut Fred VanVleet on a…
Read MoreDonte DiVincenzo 17 Points Full Highlights (9/8/2020)
That’s it. Season over for the Bucks. Donte DiVincenzo, starting for the injured Giannis, had by far his best game of the playoffs, but his heroic efforts to drag Khris Brickleton and Eric Bricksoe and Brick Lopez and DJ Brickson into a game six were all in vain. Honestly, I’m not too bummed about this…
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