It’s become increasingly clear that when Michael Porter Jr. is on the court for the ‘Ggets, the opposing team targets him on defense. Not every possession or anything, but it’s just a thing that they are always thinking about: “How can we arrange things so that MPJ is the one guarding the dude with the…
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Daniel Theis 15 Points/1 Kick Received Full Highlights (9/7/2020)
Fifteen points is one point shy of the OFFICIAL DTB POINTS THRESHOLD for Daniel Theis, which is sixteen points. There is a reason why the ODTBPT has “OFFICIAL” as part of its name: it’s because I legally can’t make a highlight video for a player when they score fewer than that many points. You might…
Read MoreBrad Wanamaker 15 Points Full Highlights (9/7/2020)
To this day, one of my greatest regrets in my life is not making a highlight video of Brad Wanamaker scoring fourteen points against the Clippers on November 20, 2019. It pains me to lay bare my failures like this, in the most public of arenas, but it is part of the atonement process that…
Read MoreP.J. Tucker 18 Points Full Highlights (9/6/2020)
Everyone is making a big huge thing about how PJ Tucker defended Anthony Davis so well in game one (I don’t know how he did in this game, because I don’t care about defense). And on the surface, it looks admirable: Tucker is a midget masquerading as a center, and Davis is one of the…
Read MoreEric Gordon 24 Points Full Highlights (9/6/2020)
It only took Eric Gordon about 14 minutes of nearly consecutive (he was subbed out for like two minutes) game-time to score these 24 points. The remainder of the 36 total minutes he ended up playing saw him score 0 points. Whoops! Still, those 14 minutes were really sweet. He just kept scoring. His three-point…
Read MoreJae Crowder 18 Points Full Highlights (9/6/2020)
Jae Crowder did me a favor tonight by providing me the chance to make the easiest 18-point highlight video ever. By hitting six three-pointers and doing nothing else worthy of being included in the video, my job was as low-effort as it could possibly be. Imagine if, instead of hitting six three-pointers, he hit nine…
Read MoreDuncan Robinson 20 Points Full Highlights (9/6/2020)
Of all the Heat players who have been making the Bucks’ lives miserable in this series, Duncan Robinson has not been one of them. In the three games before this one, he put up the following statlines (OFFICIAL DTB WARNING: the following statistics are not to be viewed by the infirm or the faint of…
Read MoreSerge Ibaka 18 Points Full Highlights (9/5/2020)
Has Serge “Ibaka Gaijin” Ibaka low-key been one of the best players on the Raptors during their in-progress playoff run? I’m looking at the stats, and I’m looking at the eye-test (a process which involves me searching my cranial archives for plays I remember Ibaka making in these games), and the only conclusion I can…
Read MoreEric Gordon 23 Points Full Highlights (9/4/2020)
This is the fifth Eric Gordon vid I have made so far in the playoffs. For the whole regular season leading up to this, I made four. One of those was a 50-burger, which basically counts as two vids by itself, but still. What’s going on here? Gordon spends the entire season injured/sucking, and then…
Read MoreAlex Caruso 14 Points/4 Assists Full Highlights (9/4/2020)
You know things have gone somewhat wrong for the Lakers when Alex Caruso is the third leading scorer for them in a playoff game. That’s not the gameplan going in. It’s not like Vogel is like “okay, LeBron, you do your thing, AD, back him up, but my idea for tonight is to make sure…
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