This video represents the collision of multiple things that I don’t really care for: -The Celtics (and their fans) -The Raptors (and their fans) -Marcus Smart (and his ability to play defense) -Jersey patches (they’re normalized for everybody BUT I STILL DON’T LIKE THEM) However, it also contains some thing that I’m pretty cool with:…
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Robert Covington 18 Points/5 Steals/3 Blocks Full Highlights (8/31/2020)
Robert Covington played some defense this game. Normally, this wouldn’t be something I would take notice of, but you guys are in luck: he played the type of defense that showed up in the box-score and thus was able to be recognized by me. There’s a very real chance that Covington played additional defense in…
Read MoreBrook Lopez 24 Points Full Highlights (8/31/2020)
Before I write this video description, I want to emphasize that I am NOT overreacting here. If anything, I am underreacting. A normal Bucks fan would have dived headfirst into the ocean of insanity by now, but I’m just standing here at the top of the cliff thinking to myself, “Maybe it’s better if the…
Read MoreJerami Grant 18 Points Full Highlights (8/30/2020)
I know it’s hard to see, since Jamal Murray’s blinding radiance is obscuring everything else that the Nuggets are doing, but there are other players in Denver who are stepping up and providing good performances as role players! You’ll just have to take my word on this one. Most people, they’ll see that Murray had…
Read MoreIvica Zubac 15 Points Full Highlights (8/30/2020)
My main joy in life right now is using Stathead (basketball-reference’s new paid analytical tool) to look up cool NBA stats and then fill my video descriptions with summaries of those stats. By looking up stats that the average NBA fan no longer has any access to, and then rubbing those stats in the collective…
Read MoreDorian Finney-Smith 16 Points Full Highlights (8/30/2020)
As I write this, all members of the Mavericks organization (including players) are getting kicked out of their hotel rooms and being forced to board buses that will drive them all the way back to Dallas. Their belongings, no matter in what state they are, packed or unpacked, are being thrown out of those same…
Read MoreMarcus Smart 21 Points Full Highlights (8/30/2020)
Celtics fans are surely in the deepest throes of euphoria after this dominating game-1 win over the Raptors. I’m not going to go to all those social media sites and verify this claim, but I don’t need to; any negative or even neutral reaction would be unfindable compared to the torrent of joyful posts. I…
Read MoreMarkelle Fultz 14 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (8/29/2020)
The simmering season-long torment of the downtrodden Magic Fan comes to an end as the undermanned Magic, who surprisingly grabbed game 1 of this series away from the Bucks, sputter to an uninspiring 1-4 finish to complement their uninspiring 33-40 regular season record. Don’t worry, fans of the rudderless Orlando franchise! The mental anguish that…
Read MoreEric Gordon 20 Points Full Highlights (8/29/2020)
Full Title of this video: “Eric Gordon 20 Points/8 Layups/1 Floater Full Highlights (8/29/2020)” The reason I didn’t put the full title of this video as the actual title of this video is because I know, personally, that if I stumbled upon a “highlight” vid that purported to show eight LAMEups, I would never, EVER,…
Read MoreRobert Covington 22 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (8/29/2020)
Robert Covington did not have a good time of it in the regular season Bubble games. Much like this teammate Eric Gordon, who was a walking pair of butt cheeks for those extra eight seeding games, Covington spent most of his time on the court bricking threes. The numbers are staggeringly bad: 13 of 56…
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