Rodney Purvis 19 Points Full Highlights (3/22/2018)

So… this is the guy the Magic dropped Rashad Vaughn for? Huh. That’s cool, I guess. Let me know when he scores 22. DownToBuck OUT. For real though I’m getting hyped for Rodney Purvis. He’s the type of player I live for: 10-day contract, check. Cool name, check. Tanking team, check. Bucket-getter, check. He checks…

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Justin Jackson 20 Points Full Highlights (3/22/2018)

Has this been a successful season for Justin Jackson? He was picked 15th, which is starting to get into “this guy may not be any good at all” territory, so the fact that he’s definitely playable (even startable) is a good thing. But his overall statistical production is pretty low, and on a team like…

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Donovan Mitchell 26 Points Full Highlights (3/22/2018)

More triple-doubles. If Donovan Mitchell is going to win ROY, he needs more triple-doubles. Way more. He failed to get one tonight, in fact he wasn’t even close, so that means he’ll need to average at least 1.5 triple-doubles per game from here on out if he wants a shot at some hardware that isn’t…

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Joe Ingles 18 Points/10 Assists Full Highlights (3/22/2018)

If this video taught me anything, it’s that Dante Exum is not injured anymore and is able to score buckets in an NBA setting. Somehow I missed his return, but it’s all good now, because he’s back and ready to hook up (not in that way you PERV) with Joe Ingles for that sweet Aussie…

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Kentavious Caldwell-Pope 28 Points/8 Threes Full Highlights (3/22/2018)

Not shown in this video: Kentavious Caldwell Pope’s game-losing turnover at the end of regulation. Normally, when a team is down by three with only a few seconds left, they don’t mess around with “passing the ball”, but KCP thought otherwise and his team didn’t even get a shot up. I don’t know why he…

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Noah Vonleh 14 Points/4 Threes Full Highlights (3/21/2018)

Maybe this is the key to Noah Vonleh staying relevant in the league. Heck, maybe it’s the key to him STAYING in the league, point blank. Just shoot three-pointers until you’re good enough at them that GM’s think you’re a legit stretch four who can rebound and hit shots. Vonleh’s per-36 rebounding numbers have always…

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Deyonta Davis 16 Points Full Highlights (3/21/2018)

Brevin Knight, one of the Grizzlies’ commentators, insinuated that Deyonta Davis has effort issues and that’s why he’s not as good as it seems like he should be. All I have to say about that is, Davis fits the profile of somebody who would have effort issues. He’s big, which means that things have come…

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Fred VanVleet 16 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (3/21/2018)

Fred “Vleet of Voot” VanVleet: best backup PG in the league? I’m too lazy/dumb to come up with a list of all the backup PG’s in the league, so I can only make weak assertions with no evidence or facts to back them up. Fans of the other 29 teams in the league will probably…

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George Hill 22 Points Full Highlights (3/21/2018)

George Hill was 10-of-11 from the field in this game. Great! I love it when players score efficiently. He also had zero assists, but I honestly don’t know whether that’s great or not great. He’s always been a point guard in name only, stretching the limit of how little a point guard can care about…

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Kelly Oubre 21 Points Full Highlights (3/21/2018)

Tim Frazier, curious about the website that was up on his teammate’s phone, looked over Kelly Oubre’s shoulder with interest. “Yo, you ordering pizza for us?” Kelly rolled his eyes, then returned his attention to filling out the online delivery form. “Obviously not. Nobody but me deserves pizza after how we played out there. It’s…

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