Boban “Marj of Progress” Marjanovic needed only around 10 minutes of playing time to acquire his 13 points and 9 assists. While other players are content to loaf around on the court and not really acquire many stats (Michael Kidd-Gilchrist is still alive and I don’t think he’s scored a point in over three years),…
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Joe Ingles 18 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (8/19/2020)
You won’t believe this, but I just spent three whole minutes scrolling through Joe Ingles’ Twitter feed, even though I barely understand how Twitter works and am confused by the interface. Why did I put myself through this misery, you ask? Because I wanted to see if Joe Ingles had an opinions on the food…
Read MoreJordan Clarkson 26 Points Full Highlights (8/19/2020)
Now that Jordan Clarkson is OFF my exclusion list and welcomed with open arms back onto my channel, am I regretting the decision? Am I holding my arms open for the hug, receiving it, but then grimacing while the person being hugged can’t see the faces I’m making? Not yet. But if Clarkson keeps having…
Read MoreMichael Porter Jr. 28 Points Full Highlights (8/19/2020)
I hear a lot of mean people saying a mean thing about Michael Porter Jr. Somehow, these mean people are unmoved by his sudden emergence in The Bubb as a premier scorer, and continue to say mean things because their hearts are made out of tar and black holes. The mean thing they say is…
Read MoreGarrett Temple 21 Points Full Highlights (8/19/2020)
Full unabridged title of this video: “Garrett Temple 21 Points/1 Game-Losing Turnover Full Highlights (8/19/2020)”. “Game-Losing” might be a somewhat hyperbolic adjective, but it also isn’t. The Nets were down by three with seven seconds left when Temple coughed the ball up. Even if they had hit a three-pointer on that possession, the game would…
Read MoreFred VanVleet 24 Points/10 Assists Full Highlights (8/19/2020)
Fred VanVleet: best player on the Raptors? Maybe your gut reaction is that no, FVV is not the best player on the Raptors. That was my gut reaction too when I first posed the question to myself. My gut also wasn’t very happy because I ate three orders of pretzel bites from Culver’s and then…
Read MoreNorman Powell 24 Points/3 Dunks Full Highlights (8/19/2020)
Norman Powell underwent an amazing transformation this season. He went from a “Bucks Killer” who would play exceptionally well against the Bucks and so-so against other teams, to an “Everyone Killer” who plays well against everybody. This is like sitting in your garden watching a caterpillar turn into a butterfly, but it’s actually way more…
Read MoreEric Gordon 21 Points Full Highlights (8/18/2020)
Eric Gordon has been, as the kids say, “cheeks” lately. Cheeks is a reference to butt cheeks, I have learned. So when we say “Eric Gordon is cheeks” that means he plays like he’s just a butt that somehow can move and think. It doesn’t make sense to me but not much does these days….
Read MoreJeff Green 22 Points Full Highlights (8/18/2020)
Jeff Green has now had seven straight games scoring in double figures. I’m crossing my fingers that he does well in the Rockets’ next game as well and pushes that streak to eight. Why? Because Jeff Green hasn’t scored in double figures in eight straight games since 2015. (Isn’t that a cool stat? I found…
Read MoreMarkelle Fultz 15 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (8/18/2020)
I don’t know if I’m on board with Markelle Fultz just strolling to the three-point line and letting it fly. This is the ‘YOFFS. Every possession matters, even when you’re kicking the other team’s booty and causing their star player to go on a coach-firing spree. Fultz is objectively an awful three-point shooter (his janked-up…
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