Here is a list of things that Gary Clark achieved in this game: -Scoring 15 points -Helping his team win the game -Prematurely ending the Bucks’ championship run -Getting Coach Bud fired -Grabbing six rebounds -Exposing the Bucks’ fraudulent defense for the world to see -Making Daryl Morey look like a moron for waiving him…
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Marcus Morris 19 Points Full Highlights (8/17/2020)
Here’s a fun statistical for your general consideration: Marcus Morris, in the span of this single season, went from shooting 44 percent from three for the Knicks to shooting 31 percent from three for the Clippers. Isn’t that fun or what? I’m having so much fun right now. I’m not even going to mention the…
Read MoreTimothe Luwawu-Cabarrot 26 Points Full Highlights (8/17/2020)
Mike Breen brought up a fun stat while he was commentating this game. It was so fun that I am going to steal it and expand upon it. As they say in the biz, “BANG!!” Timothe Luwawu-Cabarrot scored twenty ore more points exactly three times in his pre-Bubb career. The he got to The Bubb…
Read MoreSerge Ibaka 22 Points Full Highlights (8/17/2020)
I have yet to watch an episode of Serge Ibaka’s cooking show. That’s not a brag, I’m just pointing out that the culinary experimentations depicted in his webseries are of lesser interest to me than his frightening ability to hid a midrange jumper anywhere at any time (as long as “anywhere” is somewhere between the…
Read MoreFred VanVleet 30 Points/11 Assists Full Highlights (8/17/2020)
It’s a widely-known fact that Fred VanVleet ascended into a new level of basketball-playing beastdom when his son, Fred VanVleet Jr., was born into the world. But that was just a temporary boost. The glow of being a new dad doesn’t last forever (I don’t have personal experience with this, but I asked my dad…
Read MoreJoe Ingles 19 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (8/17/2020)
OFFICIAL DTB REMINDER: It is codified in the constitution of Australia (a document which is known simply as the “Australian Constitution”; nobody ever accused Australians of having much in the way of creativity) that all Australian citizens must watch at least one (1) NBA highlight video featuring an Australian-born player per day. The penalty for…
Read MoreJonas Valanciunas 22 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (8/15/2020)
The Grizzlies’ season is over. As we speak they are packing up their stuff and being forcibly ejected out of the bubble. With no international competition to look forward to this summer, Jonas Valanciunas will probably just work out by himself until the league starts back up (whenever that is). Maybe he’ll come back with…
Read MoreBrandon Clarke 20 Points Full Highlights (8/15/2020)
Unlike Ja Morant, who witnessed his DTB eligibility expire as soon as the buzzer sounded in this game, fellow rookie Brandon Clarke should be good for another couple of seasons, if not his entire career. While he did have an outstanding rookie season for a player drafted later in the first round, he doesn’t really…
Read MoreJa Morant Career High 35 Points/8 Assists Full Highlights (8/15/2020)
This career-high performance from Ja Morant cements him as the single player in the NBA who is even in the conversation to win ROTY of the Year. And that’s not even a hot take. Actually, that take I just made is the coldest possible take you can make about the ROTY of the Year race….
Read MoreJusuf Nurkic 22 Points/21 Rebounds/6 Assists Full Highlights (8/15/2020)
With the Blazers’ season on the line (well, partially on the line, since they needed two lose two straight in order to miss the playoffs), Jusuf Nurkic unleashed his inner Bosnian Beast with a supremely gritty, supremely BOSNIAN display of scoring, rebound, passing, and overall domination. And he did it right after finding out that…
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