I was all set to put the words “career high” in the title of this video, words that would surely drive hundreds of thousands, possibly millions, of views to it, but then I actually looked up Wes Iwundu’s, career high and it’s not eighteen points. It’s nineteen points. And he did that in January of…
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Markelle Fultz 18 Points Full Highlights (8/11/2020)
Markelle “Fultz Flag Operation” Fultz maybe isn’t quite a starting-level point guard in this league, but the Magic aren’t quite a “starting-level” team in this league so I see no reason why they can’t start him as they go from The Bubb Regular Season to the Bubb Playoffs. I mean, nobody’s going to be sad…
Read MoreTimothe Luwawu-Cabarrot 24 Points Full Highlights (8/11/2020)
French people need to explain themselves. This dude Timothe “Mothe Ball” Luwawu-Cabarrot is setting new career highs basically every other game in the Bubb. The Mothe Ball is balling out harder than the Mothe Ball has ever balled before. And there seems to be no interest on the part of the French public in this…
Read MoreDzanan Musa 17 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (8/11/2020)
I am displaying supreme confidence in Dzanan Musa right now by not labeling this 17-point performance a “Career High” in the title of this vid. Even though it is, indeed, the most points he’s ever scored in the NBA. But I’ve learned my lesson over the years, and that lesson is this: if you think…
Read MoreJeremiah Martin Career High 24 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (8/11/2020)
Is there a way I can look up all the two-way contracts that were given out to players this season? Preferably, this theoretical source of two-way contract information would be so user-friendly that all I would have to do is shout at my empty apartment “I WANT TO KNOW ALL THE TWO WAY PLAYERS” and…
Read MorePJ Dozier 18 Points Full Highlights (8/10/2020)
I thought the Nuggets didn’t want point guards on their roster? All their actions in the past few years have indicated that point guards are not something they really want to be overly involved with. You only have to look at how they marginalized Brandon Goodwin to see that. I’m asking because when I was…
Read MoreNorman Powell 21 Points Full Highlights (8/10/2020)
What you see here is an example of the “mercy rule”. It is a 100% verified scientific fact that Norman Powell is a 100% certified Bucks Killer. He kills the Bucks all the time. They traded him for poopoo and now he hates them and he will hate them until last of his neurons flickers…
Read MoreKyle Korver 19 Points Full Highlights (8/10/2020)
Kyle Korver. Leading scorer for the Bucks. Is this the timeline I want to live in? No. But I don’t get a choice about which timeline I live in. I was cursed by some accident of god to inhabit this one, and try as I might, I can’t just will my consciousness into a different…
Read MoreChris Boucher 25 Points Full Highlights (8/10/2020)
So we were all robbed of those glorious early-to-mid April games where all the starters are resting up for the playoffs and all the scrubs on the ends of benches, and even some new scrubs signed to fresh new ten-day contracts, are thrown onto the court at once to duke it out for our entertainment….
Read MoreMatt Thomas 22 Points Full Highlights (8/10/2020)
Just four days ago I wrote these words which I have now come to deeply regret: “Tyler Herro is OFFICIALLY DownToBuck’s preferred unpigmented Wisconsin-born Wisconsin-raised male NBA player.” Can you believe that garbage actually came out of my mouth? I want to believe that I was forced at gunpoint by Tyler Herro-aligned cronies to write…
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