Hey! Wow! It’s Trey Lyles! I was wondering what he’d been up to. Well, I wasn’t wondering too much, because I knew: this Jared Dudley lookin’ dude had been off in the woods sucking everything he could find. And now he’s back, ready to… Score 13 points? We’ll take it, I guess. I’m sure Jazz…
Read MoreBrandon Jennings 17 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (1/4/2016)
It happened again. Same as last time. I was watching the Pistons game, you know, cause I love me some Anthony Tolliver, and Brandon Jennings checked in. My breath caught in my chest a bit, and my extremities got all tingly, but otherwise I was fine. I had prepared myself for this, and the sight…
Read MoreAnthony Morrow 20 Points Full Highlights (1/4/2016)
There must be something wrong with Anthony Morrow that I’m just not seeing. He’s getting playing time with the Thunder, yeah, unlike his last three stops with the Hawks, Mavericks, and Pelicans, but it’s not very much. Wouldn’t a dead-eye quick-release three-point bomber be the perfect compliment to Durant and Westbrook? Rather than a defense-only…
Read MoreJae Crowder Career High 25 Points Full Highlights (1/4/2016)
Take a look at that thumbnail image. Just take a quick look. Done yet? Yeah. I’m intimidated now. Jae Crowder could no doubt kick my ass totally if we ever came to blows. Not like we would, because one-hundred percent of the time I would take the pussy route in any confrontation and say stuff…
Read MoreLarry Nance Jr. 15 Points/3 Dunks Full Highlights (1/3/2016)
After the Suns scored twelve points in their first quarter against the Lakers and then started the second quarter off just as badly, I was getting hyped that they might set or at least tie the record for fewest points in a half by an NBA team. They ended the first half with twenty-two, which…
Read MoreJusuf Nurkic 12 Points Full Highlights (1/3/2016)
Attention Bosnian subscribers: Jusuf Nurkic is back! That means you can watch his videos and leave disparaging comments aimed at other Balkan ethnicities without having to invade a Nikola Jokic video to do it. Forget about Bojan and Mirza for now; the real savior of Bosnian ball has returned and he’s ready to trash talk…
Read MoreDanilo Gallinari 29 Points Full Highlights (1/3/2016)
This is what happens when DownToBuck makes highlights with a ton of free throws in them. They suck. I’ve made so many better videos than this so far this season. You could pick out a random vid from this year and 90% chance it’s more fun to watch than this one. God dammit. I KNEW…
Read MoreLou Williams 30 Points Full Highlights (1/3/2016)
I am forced to reconsider my former position of hating on Lou Williams because of his habit of drawing tons of shooting fouls on jumpers. Why, you ask? Because it turns out that he shoots his free throws really quickly when he gets there. YES! Watch a game from a couple decades ago, and the…
Read MoreArron Afflalo 38 Points Full Highlights (1/3/2016)
Carmelo Anthony packed up his things, alone in the locker room, having fielded the last of the reporters’ questions. They had wanted to talk to Arron Afflalo about his excellent game tonight; but he was nowhere to be found. Must have left early, Carmelo thought as he slung his bag over his shoulder. Can’t blame…
Read MoreLuis Scola 22 Points Full Highlights (1/3/2016)
I must say, I am pleasantly surprised by the amount of playing time Luis Scola is receiving this year. After his troubled tenure with the Pacers, I really thought he was just about done, years of international competition having finally taken their toll. For perspective, I only made two highlight packages of Scolaosis last year….
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