Take a look at that thumbnail image. Just take a quick look. Done yet? Yeah. I’m intimidated now.
Jae Crowder could no doubt kick my ass totally if we ever came to blows. Not like we would, because one-hundred percent of the time I would take the pussy route in any confrontation and say stuff like “hey man just calm down” and “I didn’t even mean to slap your girlfriend’s ass”. Then he would remember what happened to Jahlil Okafor when he punched a deserving fan, and he’d stalk off with his posse and I would be proclaimed the winner of the fight.
But if he did punch me, man. I’d be dead, just totally dead, as in, no life remaining in my body. Boom. That’s it. All gone.