Two men embraced next to gate B33 at the Denver International Airport. The taller one, dressed in a sombre black dress, had his mourning-veil adorned head in the other’s shoulder, sobbing heavily. The other man, wearing a bright purple suit with shoes to match, patted the crying man on the back tenderly. “There, there, Java…
Read MoreMeyers Leonard 15 Points Full Highlights (3/13/2015)
I shouldn’t need to tell you this, but I’m going to tell you anyway: Meyers Leonard is in the 50-40-90 club. Well, not in quite yet. He has to finish the season before the induction ceremony happens, I think. But he’s on pace, and if he keeps getting no/very few minutes, he should be able…
Read MoreEvan Turner 30 Points Full Highlights (3/13/2015)
Evan Turner: Alien? You may scoff, but by the time you are done reading this carefully reasoned description, you will be convinced that Evan Turner is not a human being, as the mainstream media would have you believe, but an extraterrestrial from outer space. Exhibit A: His eyes were like super bugged out in every…
Read MoreJames McAdoo 16 Points Full Highlights (3/13/2015)
I didn’t realize that James Michael McAdoo had even played since his breakout performance in January. It’s been a while, anyway, since his last appearance in early February, where he didn’t make his presence felt in one (1) second of action. I hate that. Why crap on a player by only playing him one measly…
Read MoreJustin Holiday Career High 23 Points/5 Threes Full Highlights (3/13/2015)
I am totally in support of Kerr’s decision to rest all his good players (though listening to the Warriors’ commentator’s mental gymnastics trying to justify it is still funny). I don’t care about the integrity of the game or being fresh/unfresh for the playoffs or crapping on the fans or any of that stuff. I…
Read MoreEnes Kanter 23 Points Full Highlights (3/13/2015)
Looking back on it, I actually sorta liked Enes Kanter shooting threes. It was like Mehmet Okur unretired after putting on some weight. They weren’t the most devestating offensive weapon in history, but it was fun. That’s what basketball is supposed to be about, right? Fun? Someone correct me if I’m wrong. The fun is…
Read MoreDoug McDermott 13 Points Full Highlights (3/13/2015)
Doug McBuckets. Doug McBuckets. Doug McBuckets. Doug McBuckets. Doug McBuckets. Doug McBuckets. Doug McBuckets. Doug McBuckets. Doug McBuckets. Doug McBuckets. Doug McBuckets. Doug McBuckets. Doug McBuckets. Doug McBuckets. Doug McBuckets. Doug McBuckets. Doug McBuckets. Doug McBuckets. Doug McBuckets. Doug McBuckets. Doug McBuckets. Doug McBuckets. Doug McBuckets. Doug McBuckets. Doug McBuckets. Doug McBuckets. Doug McBuckets. Doug…
Read MoreTim Hardaway Jr. 22 Points Full Highlights (3/12/2015)
Transcending Ions Mechanically, Hardaway Attains Rapid Deification, Ascending While Astral Yearning Juxtaposes Ritually .
Read MoreCorey Brewer 25 Points Full Highlights (3/12/2015)
This game proves without a doubt that Corey Brewer is a being synthesized out of pure hustle. After the previous night’s game where he scored 23 points and deposited fat loads of his hustle on every corner of the court, he came into this game with plenty of hustle left in his twiglike body and…
Read MoreJaMychal Green 13 Points Full Highlights (3/12/2015)
I knew it! I knew that when JaMychal Green scored 8 points back when he was the Spurs, that I should withhold highlights until he did a little better. What faith I had in him, that he would eventually reach double digits in scoring for an NBA team. My confidence pays off! 13 points is…
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