Chandler Parsons is slumping pretty hard to start his tenure with the Mavs. He’s had plenty of good games, but he also went a combined 2-of-20 in the games before this one. He may have “gotten paid” this Summer, leading to less focus, but that’s not the whole story. He also “got swole” during the…
Read MoreHarrison Barnes 22 Points Full Highlights (11/11/2014)
Harrison Barnes waited, hidden, in the rhododendron bushes outside the Iguodala household. Andre always went out to get the newspaper at 7:13 Pacific Standard Time. Barnes’ persistent reconnaissance had told him this much. All there was to do now was wait. Just as expected, at 7:13, Andre Iguodala opened his front door, whistling. He sauntered…
Read MoreKosta Koufos 14 Points Full Highlights (11/11/2014)
Kosta Koufos is one of those players you think about and say “Damn, he used to pretty good what happened to him is he dead?” You say that. I don’t. I know exactly what happened to him, and he’s absolutely still alive. Might as well be after being acquired by the Grizzlies, whose lack of…
Read MoreBen McLemore 17 Points Full Highlights (11/11/2014)
Two good games in a row for Ben McLemore? Has that ever happened before? I looked at basketball-reference and it turns out that he has. A bunch of times. Maybe this dude isn’t as bad as I thought? On the other hand, the Kings are, as they say, “Who we thought they were”. They just…
Read MoreBeno Udrih 16 Points Full Highlights (11/11/2014)
I love doing highlights of foreign players. There is one inalienable truth about NBA highlights: citizens of a country who has produced an NBA player will watch any highlight of that player even if they don’t really like basketball. This holds true for any foreign national who has ever been in the NBA. Except Beno…
Read MoreIman Shumpert 18 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (11/10/2014)
Iman Shumpert sure chose a good time to start being a good offensive player, right as the rest of his team is imploding. Even the Zen Master himself cannot make JR Smith learn the triangle. The Knicks might be last in the league in BSPT (Bright Spots per Team, my new advanced stat for measuring…
Read MoreLavoy Allen 12 Points/15 Rebounds Full Highlights (11/10/2014)
I don’t get why Lavoy “My Boy” Allen can’t replace Luis Scola in the Pacers lineup (when they’re fully healthy, of course). They both can shoot midrange jumpers, and Luis is no longer nearly as automatic as he once was (Lavoy was never automatic as far as I know). I don’t know if Lavoy plays…
Read MoreEnes Kanter 18 Points/1 Three Full Highlights (11/10/2014)
When not torturing/murdering its own people or attempting to censor the internet, Turkey keeps itself busy by making basketball players for American consumption. This is a shrewd move, as it keeps the masses distracted from the problems that plague the country: -Rampant governmental corruption -Widespread unemployment -A spineless media -Governmental ignorance of environmental concerns Consume…
Read MoreDennis Schröder 14 Points/4 Assists Full Highlights (11/10/2014)
Dënniß ßchrööder has been turning heads lately. First with his huge dunk on the Spurs, second with two separate career highs against the Knicks, and third with that diseased patch of hair that he has. He should go to the doctor to get that checked out. Anyway, he’s been playing very well after an uninspiring…
Read MoreA.J. Price 22 Points Full Highlights (11/10/2014)
I made AJ Price highlights, once, a long time ago. 23 points, a bunch of threes. It was an outlier of a performance back then, his only decent game that season. I didn’t really expect to be able to showcase his basketball talents again. No great loss; once is enough for a player like this….
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