Even after this perplexing (how did the Wizards come back from 24 down when they all murdered each other in the locker room at halftime?) loss, the Clippers still own a sweet 6-2 record with Shai Gilgeous-Alexander starting. That makes him one of the few starting rookies who is actually contributing to a winning team….
Read MoreJeff Green 20 Points Full Highlights (11/20/2018)
If the Wizards’ season is going to get back on track, it’s going to be because the team decided to follow Jeff Green’s example for how to play basketball. Which is: sleepwalk through the motions while not caring about anything or anyone, ignoring all locker-room conflicts, and coasting on natural talent. There’s enough natural talent…
Read MoreMontrezl Harrell 20 Points Full Highlights (11/20/2018)
Here’s a question for you to ponder: how many chicken wings could Montrezl “Hzlifzx” Harrell eat before he was unable to eat any more? These are just normal chicken wings. Obviously the number would be lower if they were spicily sauced, but these are plain. Factors to consider when considering the number of wings able…
Read MoreEvan Fournier 27 Points Full Highlights (11/20/2018)
Toronto Raptors status: EXPOSED. Sweaty boxscore nerds will stammer while pushing their glasses back up their nose “Buhbuhbut Dee Tee Bee, the Raptors wuhwuhwon this game!”. Certainly that’s what the boxscore will tell you. But people who actually watch the games (what a novel concept!) know that the game is still a tie because the…
Read MoreFrank Jackson 12 Points Full Highlights (11/19/2018)
The crappy thing about sitting out your entire rookie season is that people tend to forget about you when you finally do come back. Unless you’re a player like Blake Griffin or Ben Simmons, people get distracted by the next crop of rookies and leave you cold, alone, and unloved. Sorry, Frank Jackson, but outside…
Read MoreBuddy Hield 25 Points Full Highlights (11/19/2018)
So today I went out to the local U-Haul and rented a moving truck for the day. The girl at the counter asked me what I was using it for and I didn’t want to tell her the truth (which would have taken a long time to tell, plus she wouldn’t even believe it) so…
Read MoreMontrezl Harrell 25 Points/15 Free Throws Full Highlights (11/19/2018)
OFFICIAL DTB DISCLAIMER: This video is ridiculously jam-packed with free throws. If you were to click to a random spot in this video, there is an overwhelmingly good chance that you will land on either 1) Montrezl “Mississzugz” Harrell shooting a free throw or 2) Montrezl “Mississzugz” Harrell getting fouled. Since free throws are the…
Read MoreCollin Sexton 18 Points Full Highlights (11/19/2018)
When the Cleveland commentators dropped the following nuggets of info on me, I started having a legit panic attack: apparently, Collin Sexton’s dad saw a flaw in his son’s shot, so he worked with him to fix it and now it’s all better. Forgive me for being paranoid, but we’ve seen at least one other…
Read MoreDante Cunningham 19 Points/5 Threes Full Highlights (11/19/2018)
Just two days after Danny Green notched a perfect 7-for-7 shooting performance, and on the very same day that Hamidou Diallo achieved the same statistical feat, Dante Cunningham has also contributed his name to the immortal list of 7-of-7 shooters. With his five three-pointers and his two two-pointers, his name must now be inscribed upon…
Read MoreReggie Bullock 21 Points Full Highlights (11/19/2018)
The first thing I think of when I look at Reggie Bullock is: what happened to Jordan Hill? The connection seems pretty random until you remember that Jordan Hill had artfully-arranged hair squiggles that were similar to, but even more audacious than, Reggie Bullock’s hair squiggles. So I will now embark on a journey through…
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