Change my view: Bryn Forbes is more of a Stephen Curry than Trae Young is. I just made a whole highlight video for each of these dudes, so I know what I’m talking about. I have expertise on my side. I saw that Young made only one three tonight, and it banked in so it…
Read MoreTrae Young 25 Points/17 Assists Full HIghlights (11/19/2018)
Yes, the first part of your intuition is correct, 17 assists IS the most assists any player has had this season. The second part is totally wrong though. 25 points isn’t even close to the most points any player has scored this season. Some dude just scored 60, I don’t remember his name. Kimbo Slice…
Read MoreBoban Marjanovic 12 Points Full Highlights (11/19/2018)
I was told by reputable sources that Boban Marjanovic would appear in every game for the Clippers. You know who told me that? It wasn’t the voices in my head, it wasn’t your mom, it wasn’t even the internet. It was Doc Rivers, who, if you’re not aware, is the god-damn coach of the Clippers…
Read MoreWayne Ellington 19 Points Full Highlights (11/18/2018)
Usually I’m eager to label anything and everything as a REVENGE GAME, but I’m taking a step back here and re-evaluating my criteria for revenginess. Let’s run down the list and see if Wayne “Beef W” Ellington scoring nineteen in this game really does qualify: Revenge Game Criterion 1: The game must be against a…
Read MoreEnes Kanter 21 Points Full Highlights (11/18/2018)
So close to a 20-20 game for Enes Kanter. 1 rebound short, which is basically inexcusable, because rebounds are the easiest stat to accumulate. All he had to do was call a timeout, and use the stoppage in play to tell all his teammates that he was going to try really hard to get another…
Read MoreKelly Oubre 19 Points Full Highlights (11/18/2018)
Did anyone let the Wizards commentators know that Kelly Oubre’s half-court buzzer beater at the end of the third quarter didn’t count? Probably not. They sounded so happy, like it was the first good thing to happen to their team all season (it pretty much was), why would you ruin that happiness with facts? That…
Read MoreMarc Gasol 26 Points Full Highlights (11/18/2018)
Brook Lopez is getting a lot of love for being a three-splashing center, but what about some love for our boy in blue? He doesn’t have quite the same volume, and his threes aren’t as deep, but his conversion rate is about the same at a very good 43 percent. Normally when I compare players…
Read MoreJonathan Isaac 16 Points Full Highlights (11/18/2018)
Is this the year that the Magic finally crawl their way out of the mud pit that they’ve been inhabiting the past few years and end up with a winning record? We have been fooled before. They have made previous runs like this only to collapse under the weight of their own suckitude. I have…
Read MoreNikola Vucevic 28 Points/9 Assists Full Highlights (11/18/2018)
Nikola Vucevic shifted nervously on his feet. “You sure you’ve got the plan?” The scantily-clad escort that he had hired for the occasion continued looking annoyed. “Yeah, I’ve got it. You do realize, however, that getting punched in the face falls significantly outside the range of services I typically offer to my clients.” Now it…
Read MoreAaron Gordon 31 Points Full Highlights (11/18/2018)
In the first quarter of the first quarter of tonight’s game against the Knicks, we were treated to the SLAGgiest SLAG that ever SLAGged. In case you’re not familiar with my acronyms, I’m talking about Summer League Aaron Gordon, the phenomenon of Aaron Gordon performing like he did in all those Summer Leagues that he…
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