I hate it when the home crowd gets excited and loud. For some reason it just pisses me off. So when Kyle Kuzma was involved with a sequence of plays that closed the Bucks’ lead from double-digits to nothing, and the Lakers’ faithful got louder and more raucous each time the gap was narrowed, I…
Read MoreKhris Middleton 28 Points Full Highlights (3/30/2018)
Khris Middleton AKA Kha$h Money Deuces AKA Middrange AKA Money Midrange AKA James Khristian Middleton finished the first quarter of this game with fifteen points and seemed to be well on his way to forty (a total we all know he is very capable of scoring), but at some point he stopped scoring and he…
Read MoreJusuf Nurkic 21 Points/4 Blocks/4 Dunks Full Highlights (3/30/2018)
Everybody hypes up these Bosniak vs. Serb/Croat vs. Serb/Any Balkan dude vs. another Balkan dude battles but I didn’t see anybody getting hyped for the Jusuf “Nurk Jowitzki” Nurkic vs. Boban Marjanovic battle that went down last night. Maybe I need to spend some more time on those weird forums and news sites where the…
Read MoreJamal Crawford 24 Points Full Highlights (3/30/2018)
I suppose it’s sort of awesome that Jamal Crawford at age 38 can still go out there and win a game for a playoff team. Then again, I’ve never really liked Crawford as a player, and when he leads to his team to victory by going full 2005 mode and constantly pulling up for long…
Read MoreNikola Mirotic 20 Points Full Highlights (3/30/2018)
It’s official: Nikola Mirotic regressed HARD when he got traded from the Bulls to the Pelicans. The Pelicans thought they were getting a sharp-shooting stretch four, but what they really got was a guy who can’t even shoot over 40% from the field. Why did he regress so drastically? -The threat of Bobby Portis punching…
Read MoreErsan Ilyasova 21 Points Full Highlights (3/30/2018)
Normally I would characterize Ersan Ilyasova’s 21-point outburst against his former team, the Atlanta Hawks, as a REVENGE GAME. Certainly it has all the qualities that a proper REVENGE GAME would have: it’s against a former team, and he scored a decent amount of points. But I’m getting this feeling that Ilyasova doesn’t actually harbor…
Read MoreDamion Lee 20 Points Full Highlights (3/30/2018)
Damion “Cacodamion” Lee is already 25 years old, in case you were thinking about getting really hyped about some random rookie dropping 20 in an actual NBA contest against a playoff team. I mean, you’re still allowed to get hyped, but it’s got to be a different kind of hype. The measured kind. The kind…
Read MoreIvica Zubac 16 Points Full Highlights (3/30/2018)
I was sort of losing it as I watched Ivica Zubac dominate the Bucks for a little 12-minute stretch there late in the game. The Bucks had a huge lead, then Caruso and Zubac come in with their “chemistry” and “passing” and “whiteness” and dismantle the Bucks’ defense possession after possession. Each successive basket got…
Read MoreJoe Ingles 17 Points/10 Assists/1 Dunk Full Highlights (3/30/2018)
Joe Ingles is so frickin’ good. I can’t believe it. He’s been balling hard all season, even though he looks like the exact opposite of what an NBA player should look like. I don’t feel like people are noticing enough how good he is. He was, for lack of a better term, maybe a bit…
Read MoreJordan Clarkson 23 Points Full Highlights (3/30/2018)
If the Cavaliers make the Finals again, I’m not going to be down with that. Why even play the season if LeBron is just going to make it no matter what random assortment of players is surrounding him? No, this is the year I want some change. Something different. I can’t even tell if they’re…
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