Look at those facial wrinkles. Pascal Siakam has to be at least 35, if not 40, years old. At least Thon Maker invested early in anti-aging wrinkle-removing cream to be able to keep up his charade. Siakam looks like he could be my grandfather except he’s really black. And I’m supposed to believe he’s 23?…
Read MoreTrey Burke 19 Points Full Highlights (3/25/2018)
The Knicks did not take very long to figure out that Emmanuel Mudiay is not a good basketball player. That’s not putting it harshly enough, but I’m feeling nice tonight. It was a good idea to take a flyer on him, see if a change of scenery would mean a change in quality, but it…
Read MoreTaurean Prince 28 Points Full Highlights (3/25/2018)
Taurean Prince is mimicking my expression when I saw that he somehow scored a large amount of points, again, even thought last year he didn’t show anything that indicated that such large amounts of points were in his future. Kind of a happy look, but also sort of like “oh MAN more Taurean Prince highlights…
Read MoreGerald Green 25 Points/2 Dunks Full Highlights (3/25/2018)
I don’t feel as bad about the Bucks giving up on Gerald Green way too quickly now that he’s come back down to earth and isn’t scoring 20 points per game anymore. It was still a bad decision, but hey, we have Brandon Jennings now, who is just as swaggy but has the added bonus…
Read MoreIsaiah Taylor Career High 26 Points Full Highlights (3/25/2018)
I’m not even going to talk about how much of a REVENGE GAME this was for Isaiah Taylor even though it was totally a REVENGE GAME because of how greatly he desired to show the Rockets that they were wrong for ever getting rid of him. He’s looking at the scrubs on the Rockets, those…
Read MoreTerry Rozier Career High 33 Points/8 Threes Full Highlights (3/25/2018)
You know things are going good for you as a player when your commentators do that little half-snort thing when you make a shot. That’s normally a sound reserved for the opposing team’s commentators to make. Terry Rozier was that player tonight. He was throwing up shots, and they were going down. He did the…
Read MoreJoe Harris Career High 30 Points Full Highlights (3/25/2018)
Here is the official list of players Joe Harris got revenge on tonight: Tristan Thompson J.R. Smith Kevin Love LeBron James Those are the players that were teammates of Harris when he was with the Cavs, part of a group of players who collectively decided that they didn’t want him as a teammate, as he…
Read MoreNikola Vucevic 24 Points Full Highlights (3/24/2018)
Watch the clock at the 0:52 point of this video. Notice how it’s not ticking down the seconds even though the ball is obviously in play? It was that way for about thirty seconds of game time and I don’t know why nobody did anything to fix it. I mean, it’s plainly obvious to me…
Read MoreDennis Smith Jr. 21 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (3/24/2018)
Unless something changes in the next nine games, Dennis Smith Jr. will finish the season with negative win-shares. You know that win-shares are the best and most representative stat ever invented because they always line up with what the so-called “eye test” tells you. In this case, the eye test tells me that DSJ is…
Read MoreAndrew Harrison 20 Points/9 Assists Full Highlights (3/24/2018)
I don’t know how much longer I can keep up the Andrew Harrison highlights. Every Grizzlies game fills me with dread. Will this be another game where Harrison scores 18 points and has 10 assists? Will he get fewer assists but a slightly larger amount of points? Harrison actually has a nice, smooth game. If…
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