As is often the case with Jusuf Nurkic’s high-scoring performances, this one features a lot of wild shots at the rim which happen to go in. Does he even bother locating the rim before throwing the ball up in its general vicinity? This video also features a lot of ragdoll physics as he uses his…
Read MoreJustin Jackson 15 Points Full Highlights (3/12/2018)
The season is getting close to its end, only a month left or so, and I’m proud to say that I’ve finally stopped typing Josh Jackson when I really meant to type Justin Jackson. It was a lot of hard work, training my mind and fingers to not key the name of the much more…
Read MoreDerrick White 14 Points Full Highlights (3/12/2018)
The commonly accepted wisdom is that the Spurs are good at developing young talent. The best, even. I have been working tirelessly to put an end to that blatant lie. I just got done with a 4-hour stint standing in front of my local fire department with a sandwich board that said on both sides…
Read MoreBogdan Bogdanovic 19 Points Full Highlights (3/12/2018)
I’m still so amped up from Brandon Jennings dropping 16 and 12 that I’m having trouble forming coherent thoughts about any other subject. Like, I try to think about Bogdan Bogdanovic and how he scored 19 which isn’t even that good for him anymore, and my mind butts in and says “oh yeah but Jennings…
Read MoreBrandon Jennings 16 Points/12 Assists/1 Return Full Highlights (3/12/2018)
Brandon Jennings is back in Milwaukee. Baddy Chuckerson McNobrains, as he was affectionately called. The last we saw of him in the Bucks’ green and red, he was scoring 3 points on 1 of 7 shooting with 1 assist in 22 minutes as his team got done getting swept by the Heatles. An era that…
Read MoreJoe Ingles 20 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (3/11/2018)
Unlike past Joe Ingles videos, which were deficient in the amount of jingling contained in their runtime, I have determined that this video contains adequate amounts of jingling. A player with the nickname “Jinglin’ Joe” is obligated by social norms to provide jingles, and in this case, the jingles were definitely provided. The video evidence…
Read MoreBobby Portis 21 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (3/11/2018)
Bobby “Crazy Eyes” Portis: a legit stretch four? Question mark? I would say, yeah, he totally is a legit stretch four. Legitimately. He’s only shooting 34% on three-pointers, but that’s legit enough where teams have to guard him at that distance. They can’t just let him shoot those shots. Or they could, if they’re tanking…
Read MoreDwight Powell 20 Points Full Highlights (3/11/2018)
Dwight Powell might have been the only player on the Mavericks who showed up against the Rockets last night. The Mavericks as a team scored 82, which isn’t the most pathetic thing ever (still pretty pathetic tee bee aitch), but almost a fourth of those came as a result of Dwight Powell and his elite…
Read MoreMarcus Smart 20 Points/8 Assists Full Highlights (3/11/2018)
It causes me physical pain when Marcus Smart has a good game in defiance of all the mean things I’ve written about him. Actual physical pain, akin to having your chest skewered with knives. Celtics fans will tell me all about his defense and that’s easy for me to ignore since there are no box-score…
Read MoreZaza Pachulia 15 Points Full Highlights (3/11/2018)
I don’t know how Zaza “I hate Kawhi Leonard” Pachulia’s flat little jumpshots ever go in the rim, but he hit two of them last night and it’s actually been a staple of his limited offensive game for a long time. All I know is that whenever he would hoist one up when he was…
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