Tobias Harris keeps getting traded midseason. This is the third time, right before the trade deadline, that his old team didn’t want him that much anymore and his new team did. What’s going on? I might be the biggest Tobey Bear homer in the world, but even when looking at things objectively I can’t see…
Read MoreRicky Rubio Career High 34 Points/9 Assists Full Highlights (2/3/2018)
Shades of Donovan Mitchell? I would say so, minus the dunking. Otherwise, what Ricky Rubio did tonight against the Spurs was basically the same as what Mitchell has been doing lately. With more assists. I forgot about that part. I’ll be honest, because honesty is the name of DTB’s game and I try to be…
Read MoreNikola Mirotic 18 Points Pelicans Debut Full Highlights (2/3/2018)
Months after getting punched out by Bobby Portis, Nikola Mirotic finally got his wish and was traded away from the organization the acted as the enabler for Portis’ violent behavior. I’m of the opinion that it was the organization that should have been traded away from Mirotic, but it’s the same in the end. I…
Read MoreTomas Satoransky Career High 19 Points Full Highlights (2/3/2018)
In a previous description I forgave the people of the Czech Republic (or Czechia for you sticklers out there) for Jan Vesely, on account of how good Tomas Satoransky was doing. Satoransky is still doing good, but I hereby RETRACT my forgiveness. It was given in haste, without due consideration of the magnitude of Vesely’s…
Read MoreDTB’s Best NBA Dunks of the Month (January 2018 Dunkilation)
From that day forward, thoughts of the dunk club consumed more and more of Greg’s thoughts. The hardest part wasn’t the idea that he was taking part in an illegal activity; no, the hardest part was taking part in something so meaningful, so invigorating, yet not being able to share it with the people he…
Read MoreJosh Hart 15 Points/14 Rebounds Full Highlights (2/2/2018)
I put “14 rebounds” in the title of the video just because it blows my mind that a guy of Hart’s size can just go out and get fourteen rebounds like it’s nothing. It’s not because the fourteen rebounds are actually represented in this video. They’re not. But it’s just too anomalous of a stat…
Read MoreJoe Ingles 16 Points Full Highlights (2/2/2018)
“Sloppy Joe” Ingles just squared off against perhaps his closest analogue in the league, the similarly flabby, the similarly slow, the similarly crafty Jared Dudley. The main difference between them is that Ingles shoots about 9% from the threezone, and also that Ingles looks like a dad who went to pick up his kid from…
Read MoreBam Adebayo 15 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (2/2/2018)
Watching Bam Adebayo highlight videos just isn’t the same if there’s no Eric Reid describing every one of his slam dunks as a “Bam Slam” while Tony Fiorentino goes “oh man”. Since I found the Adebayo Experience to be so lackluster without those two providing the commentary, I had to provide my own commentary. I…
Read MoreJustin Jackson 17 Points Full Highlights (2/2/2018)
Every player on the Kings except for Georgios Papagiannis and Jack Cooley has started at least one game for them. Justin Jackson, with ten starts, is just one of many players who has been declared to be “starter-quality” by whatever mysterious entity it is that determines those things. I guess I can’t argue with that…
Read MoreSpencer Dinwiddie 23 Points/9 Assists Full Highlights (2/2/2018)
“Dear Jeremy, First off, sorry about the choice of cards. I tried to go to the store to get a normal thank you card but all they were selling was Valentine’s day stuff. Don’t get the wrong idea from all the hearts on the front. I definitely don’t want to be your valentine. I know…
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