Kyle Korver’s two best scoring games of the season have come in Cavaliers losses. I’m not telling you what to think. You’re your own person, you can come to your own conclusions. I’m just putting the facts out there for analysis and interpretation. That’s all. I like Kyle Korver. One of the greatest three-ballers of…
Read MoreBoban Marjanovic 14 Points Full Highlights (12/12/2017)
Pistons coach Stan Van Gundy took the first tentative steps in removing his head from his own butt by playing Boban Marjanovic 13 minutes tonight. That’s still way fewer than he should be getting, but at least it was more minutes than Eric Moreland got. It’s a start. I had been giving Can’t Van Coach…
Read MoreMarvin Williams 18 Points Full Highlights (12/11/2017)
Nobody cares about Marvin Williams, and my time would be better spent doing literally anything other than making highlight videos for the dude, but there’s some kind of compulsion in me where I simply can’t ignore role-players scoring role-playerish amounts of points. I tell myself sternly “W-Marv has to score twenty or he doesn’t get…
Read MoreMichael Kidd-Gilchrist 17 Points Full Highlights (12/11/2017)
The Hornets finally got another win after winning only one of the previous eight games, and Michael Kidd-Gilchrist did his best to shed the fairly-applied “bust” label by going 8-of-9 from the field and achieving the not-so-coveted “4×4” (reaching a total of four in four different stats, much easier than a 5×5). I totally didn’t…
Read MoreMontrezl Harrell 17 Points Full Highlights (12/11/2017)
Montrezl “Mon-Trezzle” Harrell is like the ultimate hustle player. Think back to the late great Jon Brockman. You think Brockman had lots of hustle? Harrell is like Brockman 2.0. No, Brockman 3.0. Not only is he Jon Brockman 3.0, but he’s also like a hybrid test tube baby of DeAndre Jordan and Blake Griffin. Given…
Read MoreJonas Valanciunas 23 Points Full Highlights (12/11/2017)
I don’t get it. Certain advanced stats paint Jonas Valanciunas to be an absolute beast. He averages 18/13 per 36 minutes, meaning he could give you an easy 15/10 on great percentages if he was played the minutes that a starting center usually receives. His win-shares are consistently in the “sick” range. But the big…
Read MoreClint Capela Career High 28 Points/9 Dunks/5 Blocks Full Highlights (12/11/2017)
“Hey James, great game tonight, thanks for all those lobs.” Clint Capela said to his teammate, holding out an angled arm to receive a hand-clasp and hug. “You know it man,” James Harden responded, pulling Clint into a hug. “You made Cousins into a little bitch, especially when you swiped your balls right over the…
Read MoreJordan Bell 11 Points Full Highlights (12/11/2017)
“Yes. Yes. I will create a Jordan Bell video,” I say out loud to myself as I dangerously tap my fingers together in the manner of a movie villain. “And by making it, I will expose all the bandwagon Warriors fans, who will watch only to prove that they can identify players on the team…
Read MoreJrue Holiday 37 Points Full Highlights (12/11/2017)
Jrue Holiday and E’Twaun Moore must have set some kind of tandem scoring/efficiency records tonight. 16 out of 21 for Holiday, 15 out of 20 for Moore, D’Antoni-ball was in full force tonight. Both of them cooled off a bit later in the game, for a while it looked like we were going to get…
Read MoreE’Twaun Moore Career High 36 Points Full Highlights (12/11/2017)
You have two cookies. You eat one. What do you do next? E’twaun Moore! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! WOOOOOOOOOO!!!! (Special thanks to YouTube user Kyle Lowry (presumably not the real deal) for that joke. You da real MVP) I chose the right Pelicans game to watch tonight. One of my favorite role-players, E’Twaun Moore, having the game of…
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