Andrew Harrison is the last of the Harrison twins still in the league. Aaron flamed out after barely getting to play last year, while Andrew, even while sucking, gets to play a bunch of backup PG for the Grizzlies. If I’m Aaron, I’m super pissed, because objectively, I’m the same quality player as my brother…
Read MoreBam Adebayo 14 Points Full Highlights (12/11/2017)
Coming into tonight’s game, Edrice “Bam” Adebayo had dunked it on 21 of his 31 made shots. Can you say dunkilation? Sadly, he only dunked it on 2 of 5 shots tonight, so his dunk percentage will plummet. My hope for a nothing-but-dunk season for him ended a long time ago, but it’s still sad….
Read MoreBobby Portis 23 Points Full Highlights (12/11/2017)
Bobby Portis and Nikola Mirotic took a break from punching each other in the face tonight, instead focusing their fists on a new foe: the Boston Celtics. Together, united in hatred of a common enemy, they repeatedly rammed their fists into the testicles of the Celtics, with Portis scoring a career-high 23 and Mirotic scoring…
Read MoreNikola Mirotic 24 Points Full Highlights (12/11/2017)
I seriously don’t see why they need to give you so much food at Chinese restaurants. Is one person supposed to be able to eat all that General Tso’s chicken? Not to mention the “free” Crab Rangoons that I DIDN’T EVEN ASK FOR. Those things aren’t even good. Where’s the crab? There’s hardly any crab…
Read MoreSerge Ibaka 20 Points Full Highlights (12/10/2017)
Bruno Caboclo tentatively approached his veteran teammate in the locker room. “Hey Serge. I need advice from you.” Serge smiled warmly at his young, shy teammate. “Of course. It is my duty to guide you through the challenges in your life.” “I’m in the NBA four years now and I still can’t get playing time,”…
Read MoreAnthony Tolliver 15 Points Full Highlights (12/10/2017)
I’m not sure what’s wrong with the Pistons. They’ve lost six in a row now after being at 14-6 through the first twenty games. However, I can, with relative accuracy, pinpoint the cause of this loss to the Celtics where the Detoilet Pissed-Ons only scored 81 points: nobody could shoot the damn ball. Anthony “The…
Read MoreAmir Johnson 16 Points Full Highlights (12/10/2017)
Amir Johnson is entering his thirteenth year in the league. Is that crazy or what? I don’t know about you, but every time I see how long Amir has been in the league, I’m caught off guard. He was the last player to be drafted straight out of high school so I guess it makes…
Read MoreGary Harris 21 Points Full Highlights (12/10/2017)
QUICK QUIZ QUESTION 1: Was it Gary Harris’ fault that Victor Oladipo scored 47 points in this game? A.) Yes B.) No C.) Somewhat D.) N/A – DownToBuck does not care about defense QUICK QUIZ QUESTION 2: What is DownToBuck’s emotional state when he sees that Gary Harris has scored 21 points on 8/18 shooting…
Read MoreJarrett Jack 19 Points Full Highlights (12/10/2017)
Jarrett Jackoff is back! Last season was a tragedy for him, getting injured only a few games after finally getting signed by the Pelicans midway through the year. I wondered if we’d ever see him again, but here he is, playing for the Knicks and somehow being not the most hated PG on their roster…
Read MoreErsan Ilyasova 20 Points Full Highlights (12/10/2017)
It’s good to see that Ersan Ilyasova still has that stepback three in his repertoire. There aren’t many bigs who are willing to do something like that. That shot drove me crazy when he was on the Bucks, because he could so often shoot it without moving but instead made things harder on himself by…
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