Bojangles and his motley cast of absolute scrublords (who even is Isaiah Whitehead? I mentioned him in a previous description but nobody gave me any help) were fairly clutch at the end of this game against the Celtics. Obviously I didn’t watch it because I can’t watch every game, but here’s the scoop: the Nets…
Read MoreClint Capela 16 Points/5 Dunks Full Highlights (10/26/2016)
Clint Capela finally had it. After much harrassment of Dwight Howard’s friends and family through Clint’s own network of proxies and middlemen, Clint finally had Dwight’s new cell number. It was sitting there in the contact list of his phone, waiting to be dialed for the first time. Petting his cat ‘Juwon with one hand…
Read MoreJulius Randle 18 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (10/26/2016)
So does Julius Randle just get to advance the ball now? Does Walton think that D’Angelo Russell will operate better off-ball or do they actually think that Randle has some point-forward him? Or both? Maybe it’s both. All I know is that Randle was the initiator on offense for pretty much every clip in this…
Read MoreJoe Harris 16 Points Nets Debut Full Highlights (10/26/2016)
The Nets are going to be so, SO bad this year. How can they not be? Their roster is the most insane collection of players I have ever seen. A couple legit vets (Lin, Lopez), a couple non-legit vets (Scola, Booker, Vasquez), okay young talent (Bogdanovic, actually I just looked it up and he’s like…
Read MoreHarrison Barnes 19 Points Mavericks Debut Full Highlights (10/26/2016)
Everyone keeps having not-very-nice things to say about Harrison Barnes. “He sucks”, they say. But then they go into more detail: “How is he supposed to be good when he couldn’t even take advantage of all the open looks he got with the Warriors?”, “He couldn’t hit the broad side of a barn during the…
Read MoreJusuf Nurkic Career High 23 Points Full Highlights (10/26/2016)
I’ve been feeling kind of bad for Jusuf Nurkic lately. He was, for a brief moment, one of the more exciting young players in the league, a cocky and abrasive enforcer who didn’t take crap from anyone. Then it turned out that he was sorta bad on offense, and he got injured, and then Nikola…
Read MoreDragan Bender 10 Points Suns Debut Full Highlights (10/26/2016)
By the end of last season, the Suns commentators, especially Eddie Johnson, were starting to get a little loopy. That’s what losing does to people. When the on-court product started getting a little rough, they both had minor mental breakdowns that only manifested in occasionally incomprehensible commentary. It looks like the effects haven’t warn off…
Read MoreJustin Hamilton Career High 19 Points Nets Debut Full Highlights (10/26/2016)
I’d like to apologize for the second time about that Jonas Valanciunas vid. This time for an entirely different reason. This time, it’s not because they were too many free throws, but because the player in question was entirely too good. You don’t come to my channel to watch good players scoring good amounts of…
Read MoreJonas Valanciunas Career High 32 Points Full Highlights (10/26/2016)
Sorry about this vid. It’s Jonas Valanciunas scoring a career-high 32 points. That’s not the part I’m sorry about. Well, it kind of is. Because this vid contains a LOT of free throws. Free throws, as you all know, are the lamest part of any highlight viewing experience. Just a dude standing 15 feet away…
Read MoreMyles Turner 30 Points Full Highlights (10/26/2016)
I am convinced. No more persuasion needed. This IS the year. Not next year, not two years from now, not in a decade or two or twenty. THIS is the year Myles Turner becomes a beast. You may argue that he was already a beast. I can dig that. In that case, let’s say that…
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