“That’s it!” Aron Baynes announced as he threw down the paint brush, having just finished painting an image of himself performing a chokeslam on Hulk Hogan. “The Baynes Bus Mk.III is ready to roll!”. He looked around at the interior of his completed creation, smiling broadly. “Ain’t she a beaut? Henry? I SAID, ain’t she…
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Aron Baynes 13 Points Full Highlights (1/23/2016)
“Well, Mr. Baynes, after reviewing your files, I’m afraid that our bank won’t be able to loan you any money for your project.” “Aw, come on man!” Aron Baynes groaned. “‘Baynes Bus’ is a good idea! I already proved it could work, I just need a little cash to get it going again.” The banker…
Read MoreAron Baynes 14 Points Full Highlights (2/19/2015)
Aron Baynes carefully reapplied the Ratt poster to the wall of the bus. “Okay Steve. I think the Baynes Bus is ready to roll again.” Steve, the driver of Aron’s “Baynes Bus”, looked over at the hulking New Zealander. “Man, those posters look gay as hell. Cinderella? Twisted Sister? Winger? What kind of loser would…
Read MoreAron Baynes 15 Points Full Highlights (12/1/2014)
Aron took a swig of his sixth Four Loko. “Henry, why don’t people want to Bayng Out with me on the Baynes Bus? If I were me, I’d drop everything to play Halo with Aron Baynes while chowing on some pepperoni egg rolls.” Henry, the increasingly drunk organizer of the Baynes Bus, hiccuped before answering….
Read MoreAron Baynes 13 Points/1 Three Full Highlights (11/30/2014)
Taking a circuitous route around San Antonio, the bus attempted to corral its first passenger. A sad face could be seen looking out the window before turning away. “Yo, Henry, you said that this was gonna be a smash hit. But we don’t even have a single participant yet!” Henry, the coordinator of the endeavor,…
Read MoreAron Baynes 10 Points Full Highlights (5/6/2014)
DownToBuck, seasoned businessman and entrepreneur, has a new proposal for Mr. Baynes: The Baynes Bus! It would be like the Bang Bus, but instead of girls getting “picked up” off the “streets” to film indecent videos, the Baynes Bus would actually drive around San Antonio to retrieve real people walking the streets. Then, they would…
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