Boston Celtics – Page 29

Avery Bradley 30 Points Full Highlights (3/30/2015)

I love it when players do exactly what they’re supposed to. You would be displeased if DeAndre Jordan started taking only midrange jumpers. Same if Kyle Korver abandoned his three-ball and turned into a low-post savant. There is no greater joy than when you see a statline, and the corresponding video lines up neatly with…

Gigi Datome 12 Points Full Highlights (3/28/2015)

Despite the fresh loss, only a few hours old, to the visiting Clippers, the mood in the Olive Garden was exuberant. “This was a great suggestion, Gigi. God damn, I love these frickin’ breadsticks!” shouted Jared Sullinger through mouthfuls of half-chewed bread. He held up two of the free item and waved them excitedly. “I…

Kelly Olynyk 18 Points Full Highlights (3/23/2015)

Kelly Olynyk walked down the main street of Kamloops, distracted. D’Ambrosios pizza parlor called to him, but he did not heed. Too many memories. Although, now that he thought about it, it seemed that his hometown of Kamloops consisted entirely of memories he did not want to remember. He had made a mistake coming here…

Marcus Smart 25 Points/7 Threes Full Highlights (3/18/2015)

How am I supposed to write a description when Hawks-Warriors is going on RIGHT NOW? Dammit. Fine. Marcus Smart is a basketball player. A good one. Despite his volcanic complexion, he has shown himself to be capable of taking shots with the basketball, as well as passing the basketball so that others may attempt shots….

Tyler Zeller Career High 26 Points Full Highlights (3/16/2015)

There are people watching this video who STILL think that Cody Zeller is better than Tyler Zeller. I know, it makes me sick as well, these pervos watching my vids as if they aren’t human scum who deserve nothing but a life sentence. Let’s take a look at the facts, in the hope that some…

Evan Turner 30 Points Full Highlights (3/13/2015)

Evan Turner: Alien? You may scoff, but by the time you are done reading this carefully reasoned description, you will be convinced that Evan Turner is not a human being, as the mainstream media would have you believe, but an extraterrestrial from outer space. Exhibit A: His eyes were like super bugged out in every…

Luigi Datome 13 Points/1 Dunk Full Highlights (3/9/2015)

Yes! After many long months of waiting, Luigi Datome is getting playing time again! The heir apparent to Brian Scalabrine has appeared in Boston ready to do two things: eat spaghetti and kick ass. And he’s all out of spaghetti. I was always hyped for this dude, mainly because I have an irrational preference for…

Isaiah Thomas 27 Points Full Highlights (3/6/2015)

Isaiah Thomas nervously stood at the door to the gym. This was his first practice with his new team, many of them hadn’t even seen him yet. They, unlike others, had no preconceived notions about him. He adjusted the straps on his footwear, took a deep breath, opened the door. Isaiah waved hello as he…

Jae Crowder 18 Points Full Highlights (3/4/2015)

I like this new trend of Jae Crowder getting minutes, something that wasn’t happening while he languished in Dallas. It should be a law that second round picks get at least half a season where they play twenty MPG. Otherwise, the next Ginobili could get garbage minutes for one year and then go find employment…