Fifteen points is one point shy of the OFFICIAL DTB POINTS THRESHOLD for Daniel Theis, which is sixteen points. There is a reason why the ODTBPT has “OFFICIAL” as part of its name: it’s because I legally can’t make a highlight video for a player when they score fewer than that many points. You might…
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Brad Wanamaker 15 Points Full Highlights (9/7/2020)
To this day, one of my greatest regrets in my life is not making a highlight video of Brad Wanamaker scoring fourteen points against the Clippers on November 20, 2019. It pains me to lay bare my failures like this, in the most public of arenas, but it is part of the atonement process that…
Read MoreRobert Williams 11 Points Full Highlights (9/1/2020)
Here’s something for you: if Robert Williams III AKA “Timelord” commits a traveling violation, would that be “Time Traveling”? It’s a shame to have to waste such creative wordplay on what is unarguably a negative basketball play. Unfortunately, calling Williams’ alley-oops “Time-Oops” or calling his blocks “Time-Denials” just doesn’t have the same ring to it…
Read MoreMarcus Smart 19 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (9/1/2020)
This video represents the collision of multiple things that I don’t really care for: -The Celtics (and their fans) -The Raptors (and their fans) -Marcus Smart (and his ability to play defense) -Jersey patches (they’re normalized for everybody BUT I STILL DON’T LIKE THEM) However, it also contains some thing that I’m pretty cool with:…
Read MoreMarcus Smart 21 Points Full Highlights (8/30/2020)
Celtics fans are surely in the deepest throes of euphoria after this dominating game-1 win over the Raptors. I’m not going to go to all those social media sites and verify this claim, but I don’t need to; any negative or even neutral reaction would be unfindable compared to the torrent of joyful posts. I…
Read MoreJavonte Green Career High 23 Points Full Highlights (8/13/2020)
The Celtics have SO MANY intriguing young players on their roster. It’s almost unfair. Heck, let’s forget about the almost part. It IS unfair. There are teams all around the league who would gladly give minutes to any one of these players, but the Celtics are hogging them all, marginalizing them in the process. Let’s…
Read MoreBrad Wanamaker 15 Points Full Highlights (8/7/2020)
As of right now, Brad Wanamaker is having the second-best free-throw shooting season of any currently active player, sitting at 93 percent, behind only Stephen Curry’s 93.4 percent back in the 2010-11 season. It goes without saying that he’s best free throw shooter this season, a full percentage and a half ahead of scrubs like…
Read MoreRobert Williams 18 Points/3 Blocks Full Highlights (8/5/2020)
I thought that this would be the season that Robert Williams III broke out. A young dude with monster athleticism and tons of potential being molded by one of the best organizations in the league, coming in with a whole offseason to work on his game? That’s a recipe for success right there. Sadly, he…
Read MoreMarcus Smart 23 Points Full Highlights (7/31/2020)
Fans of NBA beefs (beeves???) will be happy to find out that there is some seriously beefed-out BEEFAGE going on right now between Marcus Smart and Giannis Antetokounmpo. Well, at least Smart is attempting to beef it up with Giannis. I’m not sure that Giannis is reciprocating the beef, and I’m not sure that he…
Read MoreJavonte Green All 49 Field Goals Full Highlights (2019-20 Season Bucketilation)
This season saw a real deficiency of Boston Celtics highlight videos on my channel. From the 64 games that the Celtics played in the regular season before all professional sports got abruptly covidded, I made 25 total highlight videos for Celtics players. That’s fewer than one video every two games. It’s still fewer than one…
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