Bradley Beal just scored 41 points against the (supposedly-elite) Clippers, one short of his career high. Sounds great, huh? Can’t wait to watch the highlights? Before you dive headfirst into the Beal-themed world of magic and wonderment that I have created with this video, we need to correct your expectations. Basically, Beal didn’t REALLY score…
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Bradley Beal 31 Points/7 Threes Full Highlights (11/28/2016)
Bradley Beal resides in the “unclear whether or not he is too good for DownToBuck’s world-renowned and widely respected YouTube highlights archivium” category. Among other categories. That is the most important one right now. Way more important than the “infected with herpes” category or the “persons hated by John Wall” category. Last season, I had…
Read MoreBradley Beal Career High 42 Points Full Highlights (11/21/2016)
“I can’t believe I let you talk me into this, Marcin” Bradley Beal said sullenly as the bright lights of arcade games flashed all around him. Marcin Gortat, who had been busy gazing around at all the excitement, turned to his teammate with wide eyes. “What you mean ‘talk into this’? You wanted come here…
Read MoreBradley Beal 25 Points Full Highlights (3/21/2016)
It’s been a while since I did Bradley Beal highlights. For a while there, I thought he was too good for the channel. I don’t know why I thought that, since he hasn’t been an All-Star and wasn’t averaging 20 until this year. But there it is. If you subscribed because of older Beal highlights…
Read MoreBradley Beal 26 Points Full Highlights (10/31/2015)
“Marcin, we need to set some things straight.” Marcin Gortat looked over to Bradley Beal’s locker. “I agree, Bradley. With new season comes new beginnings and new understandings.” “So you know what I’m talking about, then,” said Bradley. Marcin raised his eyebrows. “Actually I am not knowing,” Marcin responded innocently. “Maybe it about how I…
Read MoreBradley Beal 26 Points Full Highlights (1/31/2015)
“Marcin, can you do me a favor?” asked Bradley Beal, putting on his coat in preparation for a night carousing about town. “What’s that?” “If we see Denise at any of the clubs that we visit, could you be a bro and not say anything to her? I know you keep ribbing me about how…
Read MoreBradley Beal 21 Points/1 Return Full Highlights (11/19/2014)
Computer Consciousness #138A1-581-BB, known to himself as “Bradley Beal”, relaxed in his server cluster. It had been a long day calculating star trajectories for each of the approximately sixty-eight quadrillion such bodies in the observed universe. The task was tedious, but the end result was vital to the goals of the Exouniversal Exploration Consortium, as…
Read MoreBradley Beal 20 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (3/31/2014)
“It was so nice of you to invite me out for lunch, Marcin. You must have known how tiring it was to be stuck on the holodeck for seventy hours a day,” Bradley said, picking out a concentrated steak paste from the spaceship’s vending machine and inserting the proper number of plasmocredits. “Not a problem,…
Read MoreBradley Beal Career High 37 Points Full Highlights (2/11/2014)
After years of bungled draft picks and wasted assets, the Wizards are finally starting to resemble a decent team. Given that it’s been “their year” for like half a decade I’d say it’s about time. John Wall is looking somewhat like the superstar point guard he was supposed to be. Nene and Gortat bring veteran…
Read MoreBradley Beal 21 Points Full Highlights (1/7/2014)
Bradley Beal heard a knock at his door. He looked up from the letter he was penning in surprise. “Who could my visitor be? I am not anticipating the company of any of my friends. Perhaps it is that beggar Vesely, beseeching me for scraps from my table. What a detestable fellow that man is.”…
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