Tag: Brook Lopez

There are a lot of things that I put up with. A lot of things. I consider myself a patient and measured person. I tolerate most injustices with nothing but a tight-lipped smile and a shrug. But even I have to draw the line somewhere. And the line I’m drawing is the three-point arc, beyond…

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“The more things change, the more they stay the same” – Some Really Sage Dude of Antiquity We have a whole new NBA season, full of new ugly faces on new teams, new ugly jerseys and new ugly logos to make fun of, and a new ugly NBA website that blows donkey dong. And yet,…

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I understand if maybe you have not watched the Brook Lopez highlights I have made in the past. Blopez isn’t the most exciting player; consistent, yes, but not exciting. His team sucks, and maybe you prefer to not be reminded of their existence. Sometimes real life gets in the way and you don’t have the…

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If you’re watching this video because you want to see Brook Lopez splash twenty-foot set-shots (frankly the only reason why I personally would ever want to watch a Blopez video), then you’re going to have to locate different video, because this video has only one jumpshot in it, and it’s a baby jumper from inside…

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Brook Lopez, snubbed again for the All-Star game. This keeps happening, repeatedly, over and over again, even though he is one of the top centers in the league. The Nets may be in a big market, but it is not helping; they have been a joke for almost the entire duration of Brook’s tenure with…

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Quick thought experiment: how many wins would the Nets have if Brook Lopez had re-broken his fragile little feetsies on the opening tip of the first game of the season? This is assuming that they just roll with the opening-day roster and make no attempt to acquire a replacement big. Keep in mind that both…

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The Nets are making me sad again. They went all-in on an aging core, came up short (way short) and now their fans get to enjoy Brook Lopez dragging the corpses of his teammates through game after endless game. Donald Sloan is also involved. Whoof. That one hits really hard. I need to take a…

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I don’t know who this new Nets commentator is, but it seems like his entire purpose in life is to take a dump on Brook Lopez whenever possible. I mean, it’s your job to be a homer. If you don’t like the fact that half of Lopez’ field goal attempts are flat-footed set-shots from twenty…

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When people talk about ugly jerseys, the new Hawks jerseys are often brought into the conversation. I politely yet firmly disagree with those people, but that’s not what we’re talking about here. In the Hawks-Nets game last night, the Hawks jerseys were not even the ugliest on the court. Put another way, the grey and…

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