Brooklyn Nets – Page 48

Markel Brown 10 Points/11 Rebounds/4 Blocks Full Highlights (2/23/2015)

10 points, 11 rebounds, 4 blocks. If you asked me which young Nets prospect accumulated that statline, I would say without hesitation “Cory Jefferson”. If you told me I was incorrect, I would then guess Mason Plumlee, then Cory Jefferson again, followed by Jerome Jordan, Bojan Bogdanovic, Sergey Karasev, and then maybe Markel Brown, if…

Markel Brown 9 Points/1 Dunk Full Highlights (2/20/2015)

Markel Brown is notable for having once, in a sanctioned NCAA game, dunked on someone so hard that the refs had no choice but to eject him from the contest. Fate was kinder to him this time, though the dunk was not as outrageous. He didn’t even use anybody’s head as toilet paper.

Bojan Bogdanovic 18 Points/1 Dunk Full Highlights (2/20/2015)

We can no longer ignore it. The rumors, previously dismissed to be slanderous and vengeful, are true. I see it plainly with my own two eyes, like the breaking of a new day. Bojan Bogdanovic, at the tender age of 25, is going bald. His hairline, once pristine, now withers away like fallen autumn leaves…

Alan Anderson 22 Points/2 Dunks Full Highlights (2/4/2015)

Career advice for Alan Anderson: if you want people to pay attention to you, as an old role-player who doesn’t do a whole lot on the court, you have to dunk it more often. Yes, it’s hard for a 32-year old to throw down monster hammers, but these are the sacrifices you must make if…

Brook Lopez 24 Points Full Highlights (2/2/2015)

This is an example of how highlight videos will be edited in the future. No extraneous intros or outros, no replays, just the cold hard scoring. I would have liked to show some replays to give it that personal touch, but no such luck. When robots take over the job of the respected highlight editor,…

Brook Lopez 35 Points Full Highlights (1/30/2015)

This is the most pure highlight video I have ever made. Nothing but two and a half minutes of unfiltered scoring prowess. No replays, no blocks, no cheesy intros, no assists, nothing but Brook Lopez putting the ball in the hole. It really is an assault on the senses, this much offensive talent compressed into…

Jarrett Jack 26 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (1/16/2015)

I didn’t even realize it, but Jarrett Jack is shooting 18% on threes this year. That’s roughly the percentage I would shoot if you put me in the NBA right now, provided that I got only open looks. This is a guy who shot 40% two years ago with the Warriors, so we know that…

Bojan Bogdanovic 14 Points Full Highlights (1/10/2015)

The Nets are really screwing around with Bojan “Bojangles” Bogdanovic. He got consistent minutes at the beginning of the season, but for a few games before this one he was barely seeing the court. There was even one game where his butt never ceased contact with the bench. I don’t know if it’s a coincidence,…

Mason Plumlee 18 Points/5 Dunks Full Highlights (1/2/2015)

Mason Plumlee walked around the verdant landscape uncertainly. He had just been taking a nap, and now he was here, in some lush countryside. He ascended to the top of a small hill, hoping to get a hint of some landmarks from that raised-up vantage point. However, all he could see was a few cottages…

Brook Lopez 29 Points Full Highlights (12/30/2014)

Brook “Set-Shot Willie” Lopez has been nearly forgotten by Brooklyn fans (except for his contract). They have been enjoying Mason Plumlee, thank you very much. Brook’s been injured for so long that it feels unnatural for him to play. But the fact of the matter is that Mason is nowhere near the talent offensively that…