Is Bogdanovic like a super common last name in the former Yugoslav republics? Or is it just a coincidence that there’s another dude who the Suns drafted named Bogdan Bogdanovic? (John Johnson was an All-Star) Or are they the same person? It’s really hard to tell, the only evidence I have is that some Euro-looking…
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Mirza Teletovic All 136 Three-Pointers Full Highlights (2013-14 Season Three-ilation)
Let’s play a game! Out of all of Mirza Teletovic’s three-point field goals this season, how many were unassisted? I’ll give you a minute to ponder. Okay, enough pondering! If your answer was anything but “four”, you’re wrong and stupid and no longer allowed to watch my videos, because “four” is the correct answer. I…
Read MoreMason Plumlee All 116 Dunks Full Highlights (2013-14 Season Dunkilation)
Weeks before the 2013-14 NBA season was due to start, brothers Miles and Mason Plumlee were drinking root beers outside their childhood home in Warsaw, Indiana. “I bet I dunk it way more than you next season,” Miles boasted. “The Suns are tanking next season and they’re not going to want to go out and…
Read MoreMirza Teletovic 20 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (5/8/2014)
Is it time for the Nets to panic? Yes. This is the playoffs. Adjustments need to be made before it’s too late. Win or go home. Win or go home. Win or go home. If something doesn’t change the Nets are gonna get swept. Swept in 4. Don’t worry. I’ve got the solution. What invigorates…
Read MoreMirza Teletovic 17 Points/4 Threes Full Highlights (4/30/2014)
Normally the first round of the playoffs is the round to skip. Boring matchups, tons of blowouts, yawn. But not this year. Game after game of overtimes and clutch shots, blown leads and unlikely heroes. Except for one series everything has been fun. Next up in the series of crazy playoff happenings is the Raptors…
Read MoreMirza Teletovic 14 Points Full Highlights (4/22/2014)
Call me a loser, but I’m simply not that excited for the Raptors-Nets matchup. I didn’t really like either of these teams in the regular season. Watching the Nets is no fun because being reminded that Kevin Garnett sucks now is depressing. And watching the Raptors, well, Canadians are weird. Super weird. So excuse me…
Read MoreMirza Teletovic 20 Points/1 Dunk Full Highlights (4/12/2014)
We all know Mirza Teletovic can shoot threes. That’s what he does. You could even say he is a “three-point specialist” if you want to pigeonhole him into a neatly demarcated category. But did you know he can do other stuff on the basketball court as well? Such as… dunk it from the free throw…
Read MoreMason Plumlee 16 Points/6 Dunks Full Highlights (4/5/2014)
Mason Plumlee has already separated himself from the pack of his fellow rookies with his ability to do nothing except dunk. He might be the most successful out of all of them at performing within his role. The Nets don’t need him to shoot jumpers, handle the ball, or do post moves. They just need…
Read MoreMirza Teletovic 20 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (4/4/2014)
Mirza has had a bunch of games like this so far this year. Games where he hits a bunch of threes, some of them not very good looks, and makes it look routine. But he’s also had a bunch of games where he hasn’t done anything at all. We need, nay, we demand, consistency! And…
Read MoreMason Plumlee 18 Points/5 Dunks Full Highlights (3/21/2014)
Excuse me while I reflect upon the gross injustice of my life. Okay, I’m back. It is absurdly unfair that Mason Plumlee gets to dunk, but I don’t. He’s not a better person than I am. It’s not like he single-handedly saved a bunch of orphans from a burning orphanage, and that’s why he gets…
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