https://youtu.be/fW7PewIuNng If you are a TRUE DTB acolyte, you skipped the other boring parts of my full-ilation and went straight to Part IV, where the true scrubs reside. And the TRUER acolytes jumped to minute eight of this video without me even having to command them. And the TRUEST acolytes will not only recognize every…
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Every NBA Player’s First Field Goal This Season (2020-21 Season Full-ilation Part III)
https://youtu.be/9jLo9zrBK0k Part III of my full-ilation is where things start to get scrubby. Dedicated NBA fans will know most of these players and will appreciate their marginal contributions to their respective teams. Casual NBA fans should proceed to Tik-Tok to watch single clips of LeBron making a juicy fart while fire emojis fly around the…
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https://youtu.be/UzKl-LD9cjk Part II of my full-ilation is the installation of the series where more devoted NBA fans will smirk to themselves and think, “I know who that guy is but the casuals don’t” after every clip. But these aren’t the true scrubs. True DTB acolytes know that the true scrubs are still yet to come….
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https://youtu.be/ZSKdj5OOc5g It’s a tradition as old as time, if time only went back half a decade or so: renowned highlights purveyor DownToBuck waiting until the end of the off-season to upload his so-called “full-ilation”, which shows the first made field goal of every player who had the honor of actually making a field goal in…
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https://youtu.be/I-6zTvpvEp0 Part four. Year after year, this part is consistently my favorite out of all the parts. In five years you’ll be able to go back and watch this video and only be able to remember ten of the players. That is the true beauty of Part IV. Enjoy. — 0:08 My third-grade math tells…
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https://youtu.be/g5XW6KJWb5E Part three of my NBA full-ilation and we’re still okay…kinda. The players shown in this part aren’t good, but they’re not terrible either. Many of them are the types of players that will get significant minutes for only small stretches of the season, to step in for teammates’ injuries or simply because the coaches…
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https://youtu.be/fexptvAGt6A Part two of my NBA full-ilation is already chock-full of players who weren’t even considered to be average role-players by their respective fanbases. Can you believe there’s an entire TWO VIDEOS full of players who are worse than these guys? If you’re not feeling a tingling sensation in your “special zone”, you need to…
Read MoreEvery NBA Player’s First Field Goal This Season (2019-20 Season Full-ilation Part I)
https://youtu.be/WvP3f2WsEPU The 2020-21 NBA season bears down upon us with unexpected swiftness. The Finals finished nary a month ago, and here we are getting ready to start up again in just a few weeks? Where has the time gone? Does time mean anything anymore, or is it simply another one of mankind’s feeble mental constructions,…
Read MoreNicolas Batum All 28 Field Goals Full Highlights (2019-20 Season Bucketilation)
At any given point in the NBA, there are a select few players who are held up as examples of what happens when the guaranteed contract system goes horribly wrong. Rashard Lewis was one of those players, once upon a time. Gilbert Arenas has been in this category. More recently, the cap spike that enabled…
Read MoreLonnie Walker All 116 Field Goals Full Highlights (2019-20 Season Bucketilation)
Lonnie Walker IV is, as far as I can tell, the player on the Spurs who is most beloved by Spurs fans. While every other player on the team ranges from completely reviled (Bryn Forbes) to begrudgingly tolerated (LaMarcus Aldridge) to fondly accepted (Dejounte Murray), none of them enjoy the universal fan support that Walker…
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