C.J. Miles – Page 2

C.J. Miles 23 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (2/8/2017)

Given how Quinn Buckner seems to be rapidly descending into the depths of utter dementia, it’s surprising that he has yet to call any member of the Pacers “Myles Miles”. He repeatedly references a non-existent player named “Thad Turner” and his analysis often devolves into blustery nonsense, so you would think he would be extremely…

C.J. Miles 23 Points Full Highlights (11/7/2016)

Sorry for the delay in making more highlight videos to feed your insatiable content appetite. I was temporarily occupied eagerly watching some dude make Donyell Marshall suck his rod. Again, my apologies. It won’t happen again. I don’t have anything to say about C.J. Miles, really. This isn’t even that good of a game for…

C.J. Miles 25 Points Full Highlights (4/2/2016)

Times have not been good for the C.J. Miles fans out there (all 0 of you, the view counts on my vids are publicly available and they don’t lie), as he’s been struggling through a shooting slump for the later part of this season. And that’s when he’s not been injured. The Pacers appreciate his…

C.J. Miles 27 Points Full Highlights (2/3/2016)

Slumps are something that happens to NBA players from time to time. Every team in the league can point to a dude on their roster and say “Sucking Leaves Us Mostly Pissed”, which of course is what S.L.U.M.P. stands for. These occurrences of substandard shooting percentages are often balanced out by corresponding streaks of hot…

C.J. Miles 24 Points Full Highlights (12/8/2015)

I’m still reeling a little bit from when I found out that C.J. Miles scored forty points in a game that one time. I still have yet to see video evidence of this accomplishment, so, to maintain my failing grip on the sheer cliff-face of sanity, I’m moving ahead with the notion that maybe it…

C.J. Miles 27 Points/8 Threes Full Highlights (12/3/2015)

C.J. Miles… is a good player now? That’s not something I expected from Mr. Shooting-Percentages-Getting-Worse-Every-Consecutive-Season-With-The-Jazz. It may blow your mind a little bit, but C.J. is already in his 11th year in the league. Not exactly the usual year for players to suddenly decide that they are above-average NBA material. Is his play up to…

C.J. Miles 32 Points/8 Threes Full Highlights (11/24/2015)

C.J. Miles scoring 32 points is already a little mind-blowing. But when the Pacers commentators casually dropped that C.J. Miles once scored forty in a game, it was like a tactical nuke going off on all my synapses at once. For a while I think I was in a coma. I don’t remember much anyway….

C.J. Miles 30 Points Full Highlights (4/12/2015)

It has come to my attention that there is a very hot female model whose name is CJ Miles. I’m sure that’s fine for you guys, but ever since I swore off women forever, I try not to look at pictures of pretty women. If I ever accidentally see one (like when I’m searhing for…

C.J. Miles 28 Points Full Highlights (3/29/2015)

C.J. “Cold Justice” Miles has been pretty streaky this year. Unfortunately for Pacers fans, his streaks tend more towards “total bricklayer from behind the arc” than “steel-hearted three point murderer”. Is it unreasonable to say that if Miles had played up to the expectations set by the rest of his body of work (at least…

C.J. Miles 21 Points Full Highlights (2/24/2015)

C.J. Miles was so hot in the third quarter of this game (fifteen points) that I’m not sure why he didn’t play the beginning of the fourth. I get that he might have been tired, but he’s an NBA player. They can go the whole 48 if you ask them to. The Thunder used his…