Just in case you were wondering: yes, I am still disappointed in how Caron Butler played while he was in Milwaukee, and yes, I wish him and whatever unfortunate team makes the mistake of signing him ill for as long as I continue to draw breath. C-Butt could save a bus full of burning children…
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Caron Butler 24 Points Full Highlights (10/30/2014)
I didn’t expect to see something like this at any point this season. I guess that’s what makes the NBA so much fun; crazy things can happen at any time. Caron Butler just took over the game, and almost brought the Pistons back from the depths of sheol. Sure, he still has the ability to…
Read MoreCaron Butler 15 Points/4 Threes Full Highlights (4/29/2014)
Serves you right, Caron! You made a nuisance of yourself in your hometown Milwaukee and now, the team that you thought you would win a ring with is going to lose in the first round! Here’s a hint: both the Bucks and the Thunder are going to win the same amount of championships this year:…
Read MoreCaron Butler 23 Points/0 Blocks Full Highlights (3/24/2014)
Caron “C-Butt” Butler didn’t have a very productive game outside of scoring tonight. So unproductive that the little orange graphic that popped up over the score near the end of the game read “Caron Butler 23 points 0 blocked shots”. Either someone is making a funny or the algorithm values 0 blocks over 4 rebounds….
Read MoreCaron Butler 21 Points/7 Threes Full Highlights (2/18/2014)
This my favorite type of highlights to make. Just a bunch of shots going in the bucket. No free throws, no assists, no defense. Just shots. Maybe some replays. Caron Butler is not usually a threat to do those other things. He likes to shoot. From the perimeter. If he’s not shooting a three than…
Read MoreCaron Butler 30 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (1/22/2014)
OFFICIAL MOST “DONE” NBA PLAYERS POWER RANKINGS: 1. Kevin Garnett. This guy is so done it’s embarrassing 2. Steve Nash. The mind is willing, but the flesh is weak 3. Gerald Wallace. You know a guy is done when all he does is complain about the effort of his teammates 4. Caron Butler. Can’t do…
Read MoreCaron Butler 38 Points Full Highlights (11/22/2013)
Caron Butler sucks. Do not be fooled by this expertly compiled highlight package. I’ve watched every Bucks game. He has sucked in all of them. Of all the many facets of basketball in which he displays inadequate competency, shot selection is the most glaring. He is a chucker, but not the good kind (if there…
Read MoreCaron Butler 33 Points/9 Threes Full Highlights (11/26/2012)
Time for impersonations. Guess who this is: BINGO! BIIIIIINGOOOOOOOO! OH MEEE OH MY! It’s the Clippers’ insufferable and moronic colorman Ralph Lawler! Caron Butler had a devastating performance and set a record for three-pointers made by a Clipper, but it was all ruined by Lawler’s childish catchphrases and grating diction. I’m all for having fun…
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