I made highlights of this performance because I fully believed that six assists would be Isaiah Canaan’s career-high in that category. How foolish of me to assume that a midget shooting guard like the Canaan-Ball (because he’s ball-shaped from being fat ROFL) wouldn’t be able to rack up a larger amount of assists when unwisely…
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Doug McDermott 23 Points Full Highlights (10/29/2016)
Anyone with half of a brain knows how much of a chance to succeed Doug McDermott is going to get this year. There will be talk about him having to play defense to stay on the court, but realistically, he could sit in the corner and pick his nose on that end of the court…
Read MoreTaj Gibson 18 Points Full Highlights (10/27/2016)
This is Taj Gibson’s eighth year in Chicago. Eight years! Tenures that long in the NBA are rare and are usually reserved for franchise cornerstones. Not saying Taj Gibson isn’t a franchise cornerstone, but…he isn’t a franchise cornerstone. He’s simply been a good enough role player that the Bulls have never seen the point in…
Read MoreDoug McDermott All 110 Three-Pointers Full Highlights (2015-16 Season Three-ilation)
Rarely does DownToBuck so pathetically bow to the collective will of the highlight-watching populace. There is no reason to make this video other than to appease the large body of Dougie McBuckets fans out there, because the amount of threes that McBuckets made on the year is simply not all that impressive. To put it…
Read MoreJustin Holiday Career High 29 Points Full Highlights (4/13/2016)
After much deliberation, I have come up with the following offseason plan for the Bulls: Trade everyone except for Derrick Rose (no one will take his contract or his knees) and Justin Holiday (self-explanatory after tonight). Start over with those two as a core or, more accurately, Holiday as the core and Rose as towel-waver…
Read MoreNikola Mirotic 32 Points/7 Threes Full Highlights (4/13/2016)
What do the Bulls do this offseason? They were supposed to be, if not contenders, at least a strong playoff team. But now their season is over. Granted, there were at least a few bright spots, and they don’t need to demolish the whole thing and start over from scratch. That would be reactionary. But…
Read MoreCristiano Felicio 16 Points Full Highlights (4/11/2016)
Is Cristiano Felicio better than Fab Melo yet? That’s a dumb question. Of course he is. A better question would be: at what point did Cristiano Felicio become a better NBA player than Fab Melo? Was it from the moment he first stepped on an NBA court? Was it a few minutes after that? Maybe…
Read MoreCristiano Felicio 16 Points Full Highlights (4/9/2016)
It’s a shame that the Bulls probably aren’t going to the playoffs (actually it isn’t screw you Bulls you can wallow in the same misery that the Bucks are right now), because then we’d get to see playoff-Cristiano Felicio unleashed. I mean, the regular-season version of Felicio has only been unleased for the few hours…
Read MoreNikola Mirotic 28 Points Full Highlights – Chef Nikola! (3/31/2016)
You seriously can’t even jump high enough to dunk? How could any female ever desire you? The Best jumping system! Try now because YouTube doesn’t let me make money off these vids so I need to get referral bucks from jump programs: https://goo.gl/iQPKHk —- All clips property of the NBA. No copyright infringement is intended….
Read MoreCristiano Felicio 8 Points Full Highlights (3/29/2016)
Eight points and five rebounds in six minutes? You can talk to me about “small sample sizes” all you want but the only thing I’m hearing is that those are total beast numbers. Judging by this video, if your team has a bunch of dudes on it who can’t make layups, Cristiano Felicio is your…
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