From now on, every time a European comments on one of my vids crowing about how so-and-so Euro player could be really good in the NBA, I’m going to think about all the things everybody said about Nikola Mirotic and laugh heartily. It’s official: because Nikola Mirotic was some sort of Euro MVP thing, and…
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Doug McDermott 25 Points Full Highlights (3/17/2016)
It’s a good thing that Doug McDermott scored 25 points, because my March Madness bracket is already FRICKIN SCREWED. DAMMIT. I was really counting on mine being the perfect one this year. I need that money bad. Real bad. I looked up “evict” in the dictionary, because my landlord kept saying it to me. It’s…
Read MoreDoug McDermott 20 Points Full Highlights (3/16/2016)
How quickly things change in a year. If Doug McDermott scored 20 in a single game at any point last season, I would have been so hyped. Beyond hyped. A rookie scorer finally balling out and proving the haters wrong? People would have been lining up to see highlights of something like that. Doug McDermott…
Read MoreDoug McDermott 29 Points Full Highlights (3/14/2016)
Doug McDermott: Raptors killer? It’s like Paul Pierce all over again, Toronto fans. You’d better hope to whichever god/gods you direct your feeble prayers to that the Bulls and Raps don’t meet up in the playoffs, or Dwayne Casey and all his players are gonna each be receiving an individualized scrote-print directly on their foreheads…
Read MoreJustin Holiday 12 Points Full Highlights (3/10/2016)
Imagine my confusion when I found out that Justin Holiday was no longer on the Hawks. I knew he wasn’t on the Warriors anymore, but it had escaped my notice that somehow he had ended up in Chicago. The information was probably in my head for at least a few seconds when I initially learned…
Read MoreDoug McDermott 18 Points Full Highlights (2/27/2016)
The Bulls have officially determined that they don’t need Derrick Rose and Jimmy Butler. Officially. Those injured washed-up scrublords have been replaced in the rotation by players who are superior in both current play and potential future play: E’Twaun Moore and Doug McDermott. Chicago is still looking for a third star to put around these…
Read MoreDoug McDermott 20 Points Full Highlights (2/26/2016)
Just a few days ago I would have been really hyped for Doug McDermott scoring 20 points and throwing down a huge whamjam. Really hyped. One of the highlights of the year for me, possibly. Circumstances around Dougie McBuckets have changed. He has scored 30 points in an NBA game; anything less than 25 feels…
Read MoreE’Twaun Moore Career High 24 Points Full Highlights (2/21/2016)
When a player ties his career-high, is is appropriate to put the words “career high” in the title of a video depicting the feat? That is the question I am currently struggling with. I mean, it’s not a career high for E’Twaun because it’s not a higher point total than every other game in his…
Read MoreBobby Portis 17 Points/3 Threes Full Highlights (2/21/2016)
Nick… what? Knee-cola? Who are you talking about? Speak clearly. Me-row-titch? Am I supposed to know who you are talking about? You’re not making any sense. You say he’s an NBA player for the Bulls? Preposterous. I know NBA players. The syllables you are uttering do not arrange themselves into the name of an NBA…
Read MoreCristiano Felicio 8 Points Full Highlights (2/19/2016)
What a game for Cristiano Felicio! I’ve been waiting since the season started to highlight him, but I’ve had to wait for him to pass Cameron “I’m the worst player in the NBA” Bairstow on the Bulls’ depth chart. And now he has! 14 minutes for Christ Fellatio, and none for Mr. Worst Player. Every…
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