Doug McDermott opened his eyes. He could see nothing but an indistinct gray-white haze. He reached up to rub his eyes, but found once he removed his hands that the haze remained the same. He could feel himself lying on some kind of surface, but once he picked himself up off of it, he found…
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Doug McDermott 17 Points Full Highlights (2/10/2016)
When you click on a Doug McDermott highlight video, what kind of made shots do you expect? Don’t say dunks. Saying wrong stuff on purpose isn’t funny. You are not funny. I’ll tell you what you expect: three pointers. That is what Dougie McBuckets does. That’s the whole reason he’s in the league in the…
Read MoreE’Twaun Moore 17 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (2/6/2016)
How many good games does E’Twaun Moore have to have before Stacey King comes up with a catchphrase for him? Or has such a catchphrase already been devised and I’m just not watching enough Bulls games to ever hear it? Phrases such as “give me the hot sauce E’Twaun” or “table for three Mr. Moore…
Read MoreE’Twaun Moore Career High 24 Points Full Highlights (2/3/2016)
E’Twaun Moore: better than Jimmy Butler? The facts will be analyzed with truthfulness. Career Highs: E’Twaun Moore scored his career high in points tonight, while Jimmy Butler’s career high already occurred several games ago, which doesn’t help the Bulls out in the here and the now. Advantage: Moore Scoring Tonight: Butler didn’t even score a…
Read MoreBobby Portis 16 Points Full Highlights (1/20/2016)
Bobby Portis’ eyes are really freaking me out right now. Like, really really. He KNOWS, man. He sees inside, and he frickin’ KNOWS.
Read MoreDoug McDermott 17 Points/1 Dunk Full Highlights (1/14/2016)
Racism alert! Check out 1:10. Hear that? Stacey King saying “Doug with the sneaky hops!”? I hate to be an agent of the PC Police, but damn. That is some racist stuff right there. Because Doug McDermott is white that means that he can’t throw down when he wants? Is that what is being implied…
Read MoreBobby Portis 16 Points Full Highlights (1/1/2016)
Happy new year! The earth has completed its 2016th orbit around the sun, our glorious giver of life, since some dude named Jesus was supposedly born. That’s pretty good! If I did that many rotations around anything I would probably puke everywhere. And with a new year comes new year’s resolutions. What a drag. By…
Read MoreAaron Brooks 29 Points Full Highlights (12/30/2015)
Aaron “Jiffy Pop” Brooks won the MIP award for his work with Houston during the 2009-10 season, a fact which I am compelled to break out every time I make highlights of him. Check out this description on my 20th (!!!!!!!) ever video, back when I didn’t waste all my time writing BS that no…
Read MoreBobby Portis 16 Points Full Highlights (12/30/2015)
Bobby Portis’ gesture at 0:36 : fist pump or jack-off motion? You be the judge. But if you want my opinion, it definitely looks a lot like he is working a shaft.
Read MoreTony Snell 22 Points Full Highlights (12/28/2015)
Tony Snell is why I have to stopped getting hyped about Summer League performances. I KNOW that they mean nothing, that any player with a smidgen of NBA talent can look really good, but I can’t help myself. I want to believe, I want players to be good, I want them to be good RIGHT…
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