I was fooled. We were all fooled. Doug McDermott has made fools of us all. “B-b-but Dee Tee Bee”, you stammer as you push your glasses up your nose, “I knew Doug McDermott was going to suck in the NBA, because his substandard athleticism would render his prodigious shot-making ability useless.” Shut up. No you…
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Mike Dunleavy 20 Points/1 Tackle Received Full Highlights (4/30/2015)
Why did the Bucks get rid of Larry Sanders again? He would have been perfect for this series, as he already has a proven track record of punching Mike Dunleavy in the face. As it stands, the Bucks season comes to a close in about the worst way possible, getting smashed at home by 55…
Read MoreTony Snell 16 Points Full Highlights (4/23/2015)
“Why do scrubs always go off on us?” Wail the fans of every team ever in history. “This guy sucked the whole year and now he says ‘oh I think I will dominate this team even though I am not even good at my particular sport’, well screw him!” You can bet that Bucks fans…
Read MoreNikola Mirotic 26 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (4/13/2015)
This is why we don’t hand out the end-of-season awards based on one good month near the end of the season. Nikola Mirotic killed it in March, scoring tons of points and inviting people to say things like “He contributes to a winning team, what has Andrew Wiggins done? Nikola should be Rookie of the…
Read MoreMike Dunleavy 24 Points Full Highlights (4/5/2015)
Mike Dunleavy is a perfect example of why you don’t call a player a bust after only a few years in the league. That doesn’t stop everyone from doing it (including me), but let the record show that there exists at least one example of a player improving as he plays longer in the NBA….
Read MoreNikola Mirotic 24 Points Full Highlights (3/28/2015)
I like to imagine Nikola Mirotic’s beard as a little black kitty all curled up on his face who purrs whenever he makes a shot.
Read MoreNikola Mirotic 28 Points/1 Poster Dunk Full Highlights (3/23/2015)
Damn, Nikola Mirotic has really been killing it lately. I take back what I said about Wiggins being a lock for Rookie of the Year. Given the basketball media’s massive recency bias, I’d say that if Threekola can keep this up, he has a great chance to win it. Not that it matters, really. Who…
Read MoreNikola Mirotic 25 Points Full Highlights (3/18/2015)
It took a whole bunch of injuries to almost all of the Chicago Bulls’ roster, but Nikola Mirotic is finally getting decent playing time. What took so long? Tom Thibodeau might be a good coach, but his minute allotment is just crazy, and when he gets fired it will be understandable. Niko has taken it…
Read MoreDoug McDermott 13 Points Full Highlights (3/13/2015)
Doug McBuckets. Doug McBuckets. Doug McBuckets. Doug McBuckets. Doug McBuckets. Doug McBuckets. Doug McBuckets. Doug McBuckets. Doug McBuckets. Doug McBuckets. Doug McBuckets. Doug McBuckets. Doug McBuckets. Doug McBuckets. Doug McBuckets. Doug McBuckets. Doug McBuckets. Doug McBuckets. Doug McBuckets. Doug McBuckets. Doug McBuckets. Doug McBuckets. Doug McBuckets. Doug McBuckets. Doug McBuckets. Doug McBuckets. Doug McBuckets. Doug…
Read MoreAaron Brooks 31 Points Full Highlights (3/11/2015)
Aaron Brooks = Derrick Rose with knees/heart? Think about it.
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