I had a hunch, going into things, that this video would be really lame. I know the tendencies of Cody Zeller as a player, I know how he likes to get buckets (lamely and infrequently). So imagine my lack of surprise when it turned out this video is the lamest one of the year! To…
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Cody Zeller 19 Points Full Highlights (3/18/2017)
Cody Zeller is one of the least exciting players on of the least exciting teams in the league. For how athletic he is, he only rarely dunks on people, the only thing that could possibly get him noticed. He doesn’t have any fans. Even Indianans have forsaken him. Despite his anonymity, he remains a good…
Read MoreCody Zeller Career High 23 Points Full Highlights (11/18/2016)
Wow, I was about to rag on the Hornets for picking Cody Zeller (whose career high is only 23 points apparently) 4th overall, but I somehow had forgotten how absolutely garbage that draft was. My bad. Not every team drafted a Giannis that year. Whoops. Sorry about that. Zeller hasn’t been an amazing stat-stuffing type…
Read MoreCody Zeller 17 Points Full Highlights (12/5/2015)
Maybe I’m displaying my ignorance here, but wasn’t Cody Zeller supposed to be more of a scorer than he is right now? It’s his third year in the league and he’s only scored in the twenties two times. I get that he’s been competing with Al Jefferson for those three years, thus robbing him of…
Read MoreCody Zeller 16 Points/5 Dunks Full Highlights (3/1/2015)
New theory: perhaps the reason why Cody “Zody” Zeller has looked like a bust most of his career is because he played with a point guard who didn’t want to pass (Kemba Walker). Now that he gets to play for a while with a more effective ball-distributor in Mo Williams, he starts to look like…
Read MoreCody Zeller Career High 21 Points Full Highlights (1/31/2015)
The president sat in his presidential chair. The seat of power, as it were. It still didn’t seem real to him, to be the most powerful man in the world. He thought back on the events that had brought him to this place, the fateful proclamation made in Denver. Who knew words could be so…
Read MoreCody Zeller Career High 20 Points Full Highlights (1/5/2015)
I have maintained for a while that Tyler Zeller is the superior Zeller. You might be able to make a case for Luke as well, though it would be a much more strained argument. Cody just hasn’t impressed me so far. Obviously his goal is not to impress me, but to impress his coaching staff,…
Read MoreCody Zeller 10 Points/2 Dunks Full Highlights (12/6/2013)
I know a lot of Cody Zeller fans are going to be watching this video, so I don’t want to be loose with the critical remarks, but… Is Cody Zeller a huge bust? Or did the Bobcats purposely stunt his development by signing Al Jefferson in free agency? It seems to be a combination of…
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