Collin Sexton – Page 2

Collin Sexton 26 Points Full Highlights (3/12/2019)

This is the second day in a row where a Collin Sexton highlight video was the first video on my unpublished (in fact, un-written-down) list of highlight videos to make. This isn’t preferable to me (I would rather make Nemanja Bjelica videos first thing every night), but I can’t help it that Sexton decided to…

Collin Sexton 28 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (3/11/2019)

After the Cavaliers’ surprise win over the Raptors, led by a 28/5 statline from Collin Sexton that falls into the “actually good statline” category, I have taken the liberty of tabulating a list of people associated with the Raptors and their emotional state right now. kyLe LLLLLory: in shambles Kahi LLLLLLeonard: Plotting with uncLe on…

Collin Sexton 27 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (3/8/2019)

If there’s a perfect video out there for floater fetishists (I know you’re out there, you depraved hellbound sickos), it’s this one. Okay, so it’s not ALL floaters, but the second half of the video is so loaded up with floaters that you’d think you were at a kids’ pool party. Watching this game after…

Collin Sexton 22 Points Full Highlights (2/28/2019)

I’m going to try to do something new for this video description: make a valid basketball point that’s not solely based on half-remembered player attributes mixed with some haterisms and some overreliance on statistical metrics that have since been discredited. Are you ready? Here it comes. You sure you ready? Stop reading right now if…

Collin Sexton 24 Points Full Highlights (2/13/2019)

Everyone knows by know how much advanced stats hate Collin Sexton. If advanced stats were a person and not ironclad facts of a mathematical nature, it would fair to call them a “hater”. Any look at basketball-reference or ESPN or one of those esoteric NBA stats blogs where they actually have degrees in statistics and…

Collin Sexton 27 Points Full Highlights (2/8/2019)

Collin “Collinoscopy” Sexton has now had two games in a row, meaning that people who had written off his entire career on the basis of a month’s worth of extremely horrific, nearly coma-inducing shooting can come crawling back and admit to all of us that maybe he’ll turn out okay after all. I wasn’t one…

Collin Sexton 27 Points Full Highlights (2/5/2019)

The “rookie wall” is a real thing (I’ve seen it and it has all sorts of crude graffiti on it), and not only is it a real thing, but it’s a real thing that Collin Sexton succeed in running into head-first. I had been feeling like I hadn’t made a Collin Sexton highlight video in…

Collin Sexton 29 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (12/8/2018)

Pictured: Collin Sexton reacting to the news that Matthew Dellavedova got traded back to the Cavaliers and now he’s going to lose his starting job. Not Pictured: Dellavedova scoring 29, because that’s never happened and never will happen until he does a really sad retirement tour in the Aussie NBL. Sexton had a bit of…

Collin Sexton 23 Points Full Highlights (12/7/2018)

It seems to me that every time I make a Collin “Sexty Time” Sexton highlight video, he’s downright abusing opposing defenses with his money midrange game. I decided to head on over to stats.nba.com, a very powerful tool that I barely know how to use, to figure out where Sexty Time fits in with the…

Collin Sexton 21 Points Full Highlights (12/5/2018)

The Cavaliers lost this game when whoever that Cavaliers commentator is that isn’t Austin Carr compared what Collin Sexton was doing to #30 on the Warriors, Stephen Curry. It’s fine to get a little excited in the heat of the moment, but comparing a so-so rookie to the greatest shooter of all time is just…